British Comedy Guide

Cats!!!!! Page 149

Yeeeeeees?

You know . . .

I have girded my loins.

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Lovey Lovey

If cats can see in the dark why do they manage to get under my feet when I'm wandering about the house in the dark?

Allow my cats to take turns staring at you.

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Is that Steve Sunshine.

Yeh I puked in his shoe

Good for you mate

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Quote: sootyj @ 13th November 2013, 7:59 PM GMT

Is that Steve Sunshine.

Yeh I shat in his shoe

Good for you mate

Honked more like.

Cats are very particular about their poos but will happily throw up anywhere.

That's a Truism

Chips is a vomit machine
Oh & he pissed on my trousers the other day.
But he was nervous about the fireworks, well that's his story anyway.

Right!
About time to take the little munchkins out for a walk around the block.

I waaaaaaaant a kitty cat.

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Had to rescue 'Cats' from the depths of 'Next 30 threads'.

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Laughing out loud

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