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Thank you very much Harridan, Gordon and Shandonbelle :)
I feel a bit better today thankfully :)

Thank you. I had some nice comments afterwards. Not the usual 'I'll pay you five pounds if you go play that thing somewhere else.' And that's just my mum!

Quote: sootyj @ 10th November 2013, 7:47 PM GMT

Well done Ross

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 10th November 2013, 4:00 PM GMT
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I'm surprised she hasn't made it into the who do you fancy thread yet Cool

(ONLY KIDDING!!) >_<

Quote: roscoff @ 10th November 2013, 7:52 PM GMT

Thank you. I had some nice comments afterwards. Not the usual 'I'll pay you five pounds if you go play that thing somewhere else.' And that's just my mum!

Mrs Roscoff
My sons always blowing his own horn

Mrs Roscoffs Neighbour
Thats nothing to boast about

Mrs Roscoff
He's very supple.

Quote: roscoff @ 10th November 2013, 7:34 PM GMT

Roscoff is very proud of himself today after playing the Last Post at the Remembrance Day service. I also for the first time broadcast it to my daughter at university through the magic of my dad's mobile phone. So I had a global audience...of one. Except it's not really global cos she's in Aberyswyth if you see what I mean.... :|
(I should have stopped after service)

Well done Roscoff :)
That must've felt amazing!

Impressive Roscoff

Quote: Hannah G @ 10th November 2013, 7:55 PM GMT

Well done Roscoff :)
That must've felt amazing!

Thanks. Amazing after but you do want to do a little poo just before :)

I'm lying in bed watching telly

In a jumper, jeans and hoodie

Ssssoooo soo ccollllllddd

Ssooooo vvveryyy ...

Cccoooooolldd

Quote: lofthouse @ 10th November 2013, 7:59 PM GMT

Impressive Roscoff

Ta :)

Quote: sootyj @ 10th November 2013, 7:54 PM GMT

Mrs Roscoff
My sons always blowing his own horn

Mrs Roscoffs Neighbour
Thats nothing to boast about

Mrs Roscoff
He's very supple.

Rude boy! (slaps his leg)

Quote: lofthouse @ 10th November 2013, 8:00 PM GMT

I'm lying in bed watching telly

In a jumper, jeans and hoodie

Ssssoooo soo ccollllllddd

Ssooooo vvveryyy ...

Cccoooooolldd

When I worked for a homeless charity the advice I got was you can be warm anywhere if you wear 6 socks.

One on each hand, one on each foot, one on your knob and one on your head.

Just working on a sample for a scifi horror magazine, anyone fancy a look.

I saw several young men wearing two or three hoodies at a time this afternoon. Have coats gone completely out of fashion with the young people of today? Silly muppets.

Quote: lofthouse @ 10th November 2013, 8:00 PM GMT

I'm lying in bed watching telly

In a jumper, jeans and hoodie

Ssssoooo soo ccollllllddd

Ssooooo vvveryyy ...

Cccoooooolldd

No heating or are you under siege from an enemy force who are trying to freeze you out?

Quote: roscoff @ 10th November 2013, 8:00 PM GMT

Thanks. Amazing after but you do want to do a little poo just before :)

What I always say is - if you want to cure constipation, join a drama club.

Quote: roscoff @ 10th November 2013, 8:00 PM GMT

Thanks. Amazing after but you do want to do a little poo just before :)

I suppose if you blow too hard there's always the chance of doing a little poo during ?

Whilst showering this evening, I noticed a bruise on the inside of my upper left arm.

Where TF did that come from?

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