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Quote: Hannah G @ 9th November 2013, 4:00 PM GMT

Feeling very down today.

Console

Yeah, hope you're ok Hannah, get yourself back on here so we can cheer you up with our talking rubbish :)

Jennie is angry.

Friend's drunk dad just told me to "keep my chin up" about being single. I told him I was actually really busy, happy and confident right now. That I wouldn't turn away Prince Charming but have no real desire to find someone.

To which he looked at me pityingly and said "don't give yourself up as a lost cause so soon."

Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

:D

But with your writer's hat on, that's a whole sitcom beat right there.

Jesus. What an utter condescending f**knut.

Grr. I feel your wrath - twats have said similar things to me too.

Quote: Jennie @ 9th November 2013, 11:58 PM GMT

Jennie is angry.

Friend's drunk dad just told me to "keep my chin up" about being single. I told him I was actually really busy, happy and confident right now. That I wouldn't turn away Prince Charming but have no real desire to find someone.

To which he looked at me pityingly and said "don't give yourself up as a lost cause so soon."

Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Being given dating advice is always irritating. Especially when it's by people with low standards.

Look at me and your ma, we have spoken in 50 years and that's worked for us :)

Quote: L.E. @ 8th November 2013, 2:18 PM GMT

So I'm 0% Northern! Thank Goodness.

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/north-o-meter/

12%
About 11% more than I was hoping for.
Placed me in Bournemouth, for God's sake.

Harridan has just come back from a lunch date with a very lovely lady and is now sitting in a cafe looking like a hipster with her computer trying to catch up with her NaNoWriMo writing. Sunday is a nice day :D

I've fallen a bit behind with Nano.

I don't even know what Nano is.

I've never done NaNo.

You're way ahead of me. Last week was such a busy week that I almost did nothing at all - next week is nice and clear so I'm hoping to catch up.

Only a couple of days ago I was all caught up! Then just because I don't get round to doing it for 24 or so hours, suddenly I'm thousands behind. NaNo is a sneaky bitch.

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