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I would like to ask Nil Putters if he pays tax on his crystal meth empire.

I 'd like to ask Ben if he's the new Chicago sausage king

I 'd like to ask Ben if he's the new Chicago sausage king

Quote: Ben @ 9th November 2013, 7:57 PM GMT

I would like to ask Nil Putters if he pays tax on his crystal meth empire.

He sells you crystal meth one time, because your regular dealer is attending a funeral and working on a train, and he's got an empire.

Quote: Tuumble @ 9th November 2013, 9:00 PM GMT

I 'd like to ask Ben if he's the new Chicago sausage king

Funnily enough, I did claim to be that very individual last night.

Quote: Ben @ 10th November 2013, 8:28 AM GMT

Funnily enough, I did claim to be that very individual last night.

I don't get that...did you cook last night? ;)

Quote: Lee @ 9th November 2013, 2:41 PM GMT

You can earn up to £9000 something or other before having to declare it, I believe!

I doubt that. :S

I think you may be confusing it with the normal income tax allowance that you don't pay tax on.

If you have a day job you will almost certainly have 'used-up' that allowance, so if you do any self employed jobs outside of your day job it will all be taxed at your top rate.

;) Is anyone a member of 'The Mile High' Club??!.....

Quote: dellas @ 11th November 2013, 9:25 AM GMT

;) Is anyone a member of 'The Mile High' Club??!.....

I have 'flown solo', but not sure if that really counts.

I would like to be, but can't think of many places less sexy than an airplane toilet cubicle.

Are you, Dellas? :O

Dellas is so ancient she was in the 50 fathoms below club on the Titanic.

Traveling on a aeroplane is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman, first you have to strap yourself in...

...extinguish all cigarettes and get excited if she goes down.

...would the person in row Rob H who was seen carrying hand luggage in the toilet cubicle please report to the captain.

....highly overrated

Quote: sootyj @ 11th November 2013, 1:38 PM GMT

....highly overrated

Pig! Teary

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