British Comedy Guide

Questions you want to ask BCG members. Page 38

Does that chat up line ever work?

It might work if you're goodlooking.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 13 2013, 1:50 PM BST

It might work if you're goodlooking.

Worst excuse for errectile disfunction ever.

Laughing out loud

:D

How is David Smith getting on with his trains?

And how went the funerals?

Oh yes, I forgot about that. Terrible business this death stuff.

I've only just noticed that Aaron isn't wearing glasses in his avatar. Does this mean he doesn't wear specs anymore, but has crossed over into the land of contact lenses?! I'm pretty sure he once said he couldn't wear contact lenses because he blinks too much, so I desperately want to know what the deal is.

Have you ever broken wind whilst ejaculating?

Quote: lofthouse @ October 7 2013, 7:02 PM BST

Have you ever broken wind whilst ejaculating?

Is the Pope Jewish?

Question for sootyj.

If you use Elance, do you have to become self employed and do your own tax?

You can earn up to £9000 something or other before having to declare it, I believe!

Quote: Nil Putters @ 9th November 2013, 12:02 PM GMT

Question for sootyj.

If you use Elance, do you have to become self employed and do your own tax?

Answer for Nils yes, but invoicing system works it out for you and serlf assessment is relatively painless

Quote: Lee @ 9th November 2013, 2:41 PM GMT

You can earn up to £9000 something or other before having to declare it, I believe!

Generally best to do it anyway

Besides if youre bringing in less than 9 grand you're most likely entitled to some sort of a rebate

Interesting...

Thanks!

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