Star Cast

We see Yoda sitting at a desk with two Stormtroopers standing either side of him

WOMAN
Is this that thing for the new Star Wars film?

YODA
Casting it is, street smart you must be

WOMAN
Why are you talking like that?

YODA
Succinct I am

WOMAN
I thought you were a Frog

YODA
Failed you have

The next woman comes up to the desk

WOMAN
I want to play the street smart girl

YODA
I sense confidence in this one

WOMAN
You should, I'm the real deal

YODA
Test you I will, but what I have to offer is for your ears alone, it reflects a mutual understanding of both the force and how life on earth works.

Yoda and the girl go into the toilets

STORMTROOPER ONE

Looks like he's getting another blow job

STORMTROOPER
It's the filthy bastards 9th one this morning

STORMTROOPER TWO
Virile he is

The Stormtroopers chuckle as the the people in the queue are looking at the toilet door

I like the idea, but think the ending would be more effective if Yoda just gave the Stormtroopers a sleazy look as he goes into the toilet with the girl, and then they do the "vile he is" line. The blowjob line seems unnecessary to me, visuals could convey it better.

I agree.

Funny you are, Teddy.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 9th November 2013, 9:06 AM GMT

We see Yoda sitting at a desk with two Stormtroopers standing either side of him

WOMAN
Is this that thing for the new Star Wars film?

YODA
Casting it is, street smart you must be

WOMAN
Why are you talking like that?

YODA
Succinct I am

WOMAN
I thought you were a Frog

YODA
Failed you have

The next woman comes up to the desk

WOMAN
I want to play the street smart girl

YODA
I sense confidence in this one

WOMAN
You should, I'm the real deal

YODA
Test you I will, but what I have to offer is for your ears alone, it reflects a mutual understanding of both the force and how life on earth works.

Yoda and the girl go into the toilets

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The other lines after weren't necessary, too much information

Thanks for the feedback folks