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Robert Webb versus Russell Brand Page 13

Quote: sootyj @ 7th November 2013, 2:39 PM GMT

My friend Sardo was inspired by this debate to pen this

http://www.londoncomedywriters.com/blog/Dr_Sardonicus/cut-your-nose-off-to-spite-labours-face/

dunno why he bothers, not like anyone reads what the windy bugger has to say.

Oh I dunno. It's well written but it's as if Labour still helps "the people".

I want to save the NHS, keep the BBC, protect pensions, ban hunting, make life easier for the disabled and slap a 98% tax on millionaires. But I'm stuffed financially if the current housing policy isn't maintained.

The latter has to take precedence, being about survival in this jungle.

I can't let Balls fiddle-faddle, pretending to help "young people" when it means rich people like his kids. There is no way on earth that Labour will help, say, 31 year olds on the minimum wage who are in real need.

I therefore have to abstain as I'm incapable of voting for anyone blue.

Why do want to ban hunting?

Quote: Marc P @ 7th November 2013, 3:22 PM GMT

Why do want to ban hunting?

It was a bit of poetic licence.

A time-lapse intended to jolt the reader into enquiry and ratchet up the tone of ludicrous melodrama.

Apart from that?

They are all dressed in blood red, sitting horse high, intent on setting the hounds on me personally.

Are you with Lady Goodenough's clan? :)

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