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Caption Competition - Win a conference ticket Page 4

I'm sorry, being buggered on the dance floor at my nans 90th birthday party is not the way I intended to come out to my family Mathew!!!

Can't we swap over? It's supposed to be Frankie that says relax!

I gotta hand it to you. You're really working that tiger print!

(can't attend event)

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I only asked if my bum looked big in this!

Quote: Marc P @ 31st October 2013, 11:55 AM GMT

When I said strictly dance coming this wasn't what I had in mind!

Is that a vote of approval?

Of the joke maybe of the show never!

lol

"Mind the prologue!"

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Frankie Howerd and Bernard Bresslaw in a scene from the 1971 film Up Pompeii.

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Oooh! Is that a caption entry?

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ 7th November 2013, 2:24 PM GMT

Frankie Howerd and Bernard Bresslaw in a scene from the 1971 film Up Pompeii.

:D

FRANKIE: You can probe all you like - you won't find the free conference ticket up there.

"I Only Arsed"

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Are you quite sure that's the Heimlich manoeuvre?!

1] Has your loin cloth been washed in starch or are you just pleased to see me?

2] I asked him for a euphemism so he gave me one.

3] I'll be buggered if I go on another saga holiday.

4] Why do G4S always have to bugger things up?

5] I think I'll take my chances with the lions.

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Sorry.. you're too late to enter now! It's past the deadline.

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