Been dealing with three jetlagged children today has been exhausting. They were all so incredibly dopey that at one point one of them knocked a glass of water over and they all just looked at it until one said to me "The glass has fallen over" as if he had no conception of what to do about it! They just watched the water spread all over the table and all over their homework and couldn't work out what to do. Poor tired nitwits.
Awww
Quote: Harridan @ 4th November 2013, 9:48 PM GMTBeen dealing with three jetlagged children today has been exhausting. They were all so incredibly dopey that at one point one of them knocked a glass of water over and they all just looked at it until one said to me "The glass has fallen over" as if he had no conception of what to do about it! They just watched the water spread all over the table and all over their homework and couldn't work out what to do. Poor tired nitwits.
You flew to Southend ?
Quote: Harridan @ 4th November 2013, 10:10 PM GMT
Joke (hmm) around flying to Southend Airport and getting jet lag . . .
I'll get me coat 
Ben is wearing a jumper in bed. That's how cold it is, people. Jumper in bed cold.
Quote: Ben @ 4th November 2013, 10:30 PM GMTBen is wearing a jumper in bed.
What and nothing else??
Your goolies must be frozen
On a Training course for work most of tomorrow. Nice to be out of the office but hope I learn something useful as is going to put me so far behind.
Ben is off to get some lemon squash to liven the office up a bit.
Ben went to the gym a lot earlier than usual tonight and was pleasantly surprised to find it wasn't rammed to the rafters.
Quote: lofthouse @ 4th November 2013, 10:58 PM GMTWhat and nothing else??
Your goolies must be frozen
Lofty youre goolies should be degree or 2 cooler than the rest of your body or you'll go sterile, like that milk what comes in cartons.
Quote: sootyj @ 5th November 2013, 7:51 PM GMTLofty youre goolies should be degree or 2 cooler than the rest of your body or you'll go sterile, like that milk what comes in cartons.
Wise words.
Roscoff has just learnt he's playing the Last Post and Reveille on Sunday at the Remembrance Day service in Rogerstone. It's a little bit like being asked to be best man. It's an honour to be asked but a bugger when you have to actually stand up and do it.
Good for you what an honour.
The only time I played the last post was a gig up a telephone pole.
Quote: roscoff @ 5th November 2013, 8:05 PM GMTRoscoff has just learnt he's playing the Last Post and Reveille on Sunday at the Remembrance Day service in Rogerstone.
Aw, that's where my nanny is from.
Quote: roscoff @ 5th November 2013, 8:05 PM GMTWise words.
Roscoff has just learnt he's playing the Last Post and Reveille on Sunday at the Remembrance Day service in Rogerstone. It's a little bit like being asked to be best man. It's an honour to be asked but a bugger when you have to actually stand up and do it.
Actually bugling it? Or cheating on a keyboard?