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Have you ever tried?

Give her a Peppa Pig, let her bond with it, then burn it!

Ok, no kids for you!

What you were going to give me kids, let me get to know them for 2 weeks, then burn them?

Quote: Harridan @ 3rd November 2013, 10:12 PM GMT

My sister has never ever been on time when we arrange to meet, and it's always because she times her arrival at the train station/tram/bus stop with literally a minute to spare (so as not to waste any of her precious time)

I really hate that.
I used to work somewhere that that had one person rostered for morning shift and one who would work the afternoon. I mostly got the morning shift and the would be releived by the same person. They would nearly always be about 15 minutes late because the bus they got only got them there in time if it was exactly on time. Really used to annoy me becuase I knew where they lived and that if they bothered to try and get the one about 15mins they would have been on time.

I aslo hate when you are due to meet someone and they tell you five minutes before they are a hour late....You have to know sometime before that you won't make it.

Lateness annoys me

But then I'm one of those people who's always annoying

Which I figure is equally annoying.

Lateness is very annoying. I'm occasionally late to things, but it's a rare occurrence. It's the repeat offenders who are worthy of bile.

Quote: sootyj @ 4th November 2013, 12:19 PM GMT

Lateness annoys me

But then I'm one of those people who's always annoying

Which I figure is equally annoying.

Yeh sootyj you're always annoying and that is annoying.

Quote: sootyj @ 4th November 2013, 12:27 PM GMT

Yeh sootyj you're always annoying and that is annoying.

I mean I always come early and it annoys people.

Quote: sootyj @ 4th November 2013, 12:27 PM GMT

Yeh sootyj you're always annoying and that is annoying.

I mean I always come early and it annoys people.

Does that chat up line ever work?

Quote: sootyj @ 4th November 2013, 12:27 PM GMT

Yeh sootyj you're always annoying and that is annoying.

I mean I always come early and it annoys people.

Does that chat up line ever work?

We're not doing that joke anymore granddad

Laughing out loud

People whose sole topic of conversation is their grandchildren. I couldn't give a f**k how wonderful wee Joey thought your soup was Missus.

You really have made this thread your own. :)

who has

Our tartan tartar.

Quote: keewik @ 4th November 2013, 5:12 PM GMT

People whose sole topic of conversation is their grandchildren. I couldn't give a f**k how wonderful wee Joey thought your soup was Missus.

In fairness in Scotland most of the grandmas are 7 so the conversation skills aren't upto much.

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ 4th November 2013, 7:48 PM GMT

In fairness in Scotland most of the grandmas are 7 so the conversation skills aren't upto much.

Jockist!

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