We see man dressed as a clown sitting outside a door marked 'Ring Masters Office'
Inside the office we see angry man in a red coat and top hat sitting behind a desk talking to a woman.
MAN
"He can f**k right off, I am not paying him!"
WOMAN
"It's the law,and as his agent I have to say that he's entitled to severance pay"
MAN
"He's lucky I never let the Strong Man carry on strangling him"
WOMAN
"Look he's knows he was out of order and he knows you have every right to sack him after what happened, but he is still owed a months wages"
MAN
"That's not my problem, if the Dwarfs found out that I paid him, I'll have a mini riot on my hands, they're a close knit community you know"
WOMAN
"He claims she led him on"
MAN
"Led him on, that filthy bastard was only supposed to put her in the car and drive her round the ring"
WOMAN
"Which he did, but the elephants were early so he drove out the tent for safety reasons.
MAN
"The police nicked him four miles away!
WOMAN
"How was he to know the car wasn't insured?"
MAN
"It's f**king bright red and yellow, none of the wheels are the same size and the f**king horn fires confetti!"
WOMAN
"Ok so the car wasn't road worthy, he'll hold his hands up to that!"
MAN
"What about what that filthy bastard did to Little Lucy?"
WOMAN
"Her size is irrelevant she's 46 year old woman she can make her own choices"
MAN
"And I suppose it was her idea to go 'Dogging' was it?"
From outside the door we hear a honk
WOMAN
"He seems to think so"
