Quote: Nogget @ October 29 2013, 7:31 PM GMTTV shows that consist mainly of talking heads, especially when some of them are talking authoritatively but incorrectly about events I remember, but which happened before they were even born.
Especially if it's about some old comedy duo and they show clips of bits of sketches throughout the show with people talking over them. Never showing a whole f**king sketch. GAH.
Quote: AJGO @ October 29 2013, 6:41 PM GMTIn a behind-the-scenes post about posters posting we see poster Lofty posting a post
Excellent!
People who nick my name!
You've got another one you can use haven't you?
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 29 2013, 9:05 PM GMTYou've got another one you can use haven't you?
Yeah. Dave Smith
One Direction
The "Do you know the 5 signs of breast cancer? (yes 5!)" adverts that are all over public transport asking everyone to text them to find out the 5 signs of breast cancer rather than printing them on the thousands of adverts they've bought.
Is it that your boobs hurt like hell?
Is that one?
Nobody knows because nobody has texted...
We guys just get to chat to mr balls, which reminds me need a shave
Ok, that's actually making me feel sick.
he just makes me smile
I was in a Wetherspoons yesterday sat on some stools at little ledge which runs along the length of the pub and gives you room to eat and drink. Anyway, my girlfriend and I were waiting for our food to come over when this man suddenly starts plonking a load of used glasses next to me on the ledge, so that his family can have a clean table to sit at. I thought this was rather rude and said "Here, mate, can you ask for them to be cleared away rather than dumping them here?" to which he replied "It's not my job to clear the tables!". I then reiterated that he shouldn't dump them next to me as I'm about to eat, but he claimed as there was an unused stool next to me that the space was empty. You know, in the smallest possible way he had a vague point, but I still think he was being a c**t. What am I to do though? He's about 60 and out with his family. I can't go slamming the glasses back on his table and calling him an ignorant c**t, so I just left it. Anyway, I was pissed off.
Movember
Yes, great if you want to donate then do so. A worthy cause.
But do we really have to have all this 'I'm doing it look, aren't I wonderful?' crap.
Donate.
And then shut the f**k up.
I might kill the next person I meet who ends a sentence with an upward inflection as if it's a question WHEN IT'S A BLOODY STATEMENT!
Quote: keewik @ November 1 2013, 12:26 AM GMTI might kill the next person I meet who ends a sentence with an upward inflection as if it's a question WHEN IT'S A BLOODY STATEMENT!
*reads in an Australian accent*