TWO GHOSTS ARE TALKING TO ONE ANOTHER IN AN OBVIOUSLY HAUNTED HOUSE
CECIL:
Bloody Halloween! You can't scare anyone at this time of year. Most of the time you at least get a scream, but today all you get is nice costume, where can I get one.
PHIL:
Aw it's not so bad, Keep your chin up mate!
CECIL:
It's comfier to keep it under my arm, thank you.
PHIL:
No I mean cheer up, it's only one day a year and it's quite fun if you ask me, I just tried to scare the Woman next door & she gave me a Mars bar.
CECIL:
Haunting people is not meant to be fun! I blame Scooby Doo for all this. Honestly! Sometimes I feel like banging my head straight through a brick wall
PHIL:
You've got to admit it's good publicity.
CECIL:
So everyone can think that Ghosts are White sheets with eye holes & feet. It makes a mockery of shockery
PHIL:
It's not just Ghosts, people dress up as all sorts, Vampires, Mummies, Zombies.
CECIL:
Yeah great! The undead, the used to be dead & the supposed to be dead, whatever happened to becoming a good old fashioned Ghost! The art of dying is a dying art if you ask me.
PHIL:
We don't have to answer the door if it upsets you that much. We can just stay in & watch a DVD. I still haven't seen that Sixth Sense movie.
CECIL:
At the end It turns out the little boy's not dead.
PHIL:
I was looking forward to that you sod! Listen if you're going to be a misery all night then I'm off out to a Séance or something.
CECIL:
Alright Alright I'm sorry I promise I'll cheer up.
PHIL:
Shake on it?
CECIL:
You shake, I'll shiver.
