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Quote: zooo @ October 30 2013, 12:00 AM GMT

Do you want it back?

Well you gave it to me in the first place after your op so I felt kinda bad selling it to you in the first place

Quote: zooo @ October 30 2013, 12:00 AM GMT

Do you want it back?

Well you gave it to me in the first place after your op so I felt kinda bad selling it to you in the first place

Quote: sootyj @ October 29 2013, 11:43 PM GMT

one of you is probably an bloke

You are Count Arthur Strong and I claim my £5.

Has just found out the job interview he booked a day off work for tomorrow has been cancelled.

Might call for lunch out, followed by substantial amounts of booze to numb the pain.

Quote: Will Cam @ October 29 2013, 6:17 PM GMT

Will Cam is in Edinburgh. Flew up from Manchester yesterday morning and go back on Friday afternoon. He has been up the castle today and just on the way out to the Edinburgh Playhouse to see the Lion King

So very jealous. If you haven't already, go to the Camera Obscura. Three years later it is still one of my favourite things I've seen.

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 30 2013, 12:09 AM GMT

You are Count Arthur Strong and I claim my £5.

Where does that saying come from?

An old newspaper comp where if you found a mystery man you could claim a fiver off of him

Quote: sootyj @ October 30 2013, 12:32 PM GMT

An old newspaper comp where if you found a mystery man you could claim a fiver off of him

Used to be in the Daily Mirror when I was a kid. You got a picture of part of someone's face and the town he would be in that day, and if you spotted him you had to approach him carrying a copy of the paper and say "You are Chalky White and I claim my £5"

I think the Mirror actually borrowed it from a couple of older papers that had gone out of business.

One of the girls at work has had a bug and I think I'm starting to feel wuzzy. Part of me is hoping to be bed ridden for a few days.

Just saw these unusual gifts for the unusual person in your life, think carefully before opening.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/deadgoodtaxidermy/m.html?_nkw&_armrs=1&_from&_ipg&_trksid=p3686

Quote: Hannah G @ October 30 2013, 8:14 PM GMT

One of the girls at work has had a bug and I think I'm starting to feel wuzzy. Part of me is hoping to be bed ridden for a few days.

Never wish for that towards the end of the week! That's a Monday morning kind of wish, otherwise you end up sick all weekend and then all better come the working week. No one wants that.

Is having a productive week off. Done quite a bit of riding on my new Cube Crosstrail. It's the biz. I've written a fair bit of my play to be submitted to the Welsh Drama Award. Done some background research for my next radio play and typing this on my Google Nexus keyboard which is very dinky and very efficient. That is all.Oh and finished chapter two of my book. All good.

Got a nexus?

One of us!

Lets gang up and bully all those losers with Hudls.

Quote: sootyj @ October 31 2013, 1:34 PM GMT

Got a nexus?

One of us!

Lets gang up and bully all those losers with Hudls.

Yeh that's right loser scum! (What's a Hudls?)

Quote: Hannah G @ October 30 2013, 8:14 PM GMT

One of the girls at work has had a bug and I think I'm starting to feel wuzzy. Part of me is hoping to be bed ridden for a few days.

Was it a cockroach?

Quote: Marc P @ October 31 2013, 3:18 PM GMT

Was it a cockroach?

Insightful yet understated. Witty with a touch of class. Whatever they're paying you at Doctors it's not enough.

Quote: roscoff @ October 31 2013, 1:23 PM GMT

typing this on my Google Nexus keyboard which is very dinky and very efficient.

I've had one a while, but I don't like typing on it at all, it does a funny thing where if I try to delete something, it risks deleting everything, and also it's difficult to highlight text, if you want to cut it. Maybe you're using another keyboard? If not, do others suffer the same problem?"

Quote: Nogget @ October 31 2013, 3:59 PM GMT

do others suffer the same problem?"

Sootyj, can I just write 'does that chat up line ever work?' to save you the effort?

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