I was watching the news, and heard it. "Wound" it back to record it. No mystery.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,354
Dear Points of Poo
I am disapointed by the lack of farting on BBC programs, this seems to be mainly restricted to children's TV and documentaries about the digestive system.
What's wrong with on news night Jeremy Paxman not just trumping an interviewee, but trumping on an interviewee?
Well?
Or British bake off, all that rich pastry and not so much as the smallest squeaker. I don't believe it, the BBC is silencing it's presenters bottoms. Soon it'll be their mouths!
Bring back farting, it's what I pay my license fee for.
Yours maloderously anon.
Girl who ran away with Sussex teacher finds new love.
Jeremy Forrest, 31, ran away to France with the schoolgirl, who cannot be named legal reasons, when she was 15 leading to an international manhunt.
But despite saying she wanted to marry her teacher she has now made the decision see a boy her own age.
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10769180.Girl_who_ran_away_with_Sussex_teacher_finds_new_love/?ref=mr
So much for that everlasting love.
She's 16, that's what kids do. What an utter plonker. (Him not her.)
"Forrest, 31, who is serving a five-and-ahalf year prison sentence for child abduction and child sex offences, is said to be upset by the news. "
Stupid molesting bastard.
Quote: Harridan @ October 29 2013, 10:45 PM GMTStupid molesting bastard.
Does that chat up line ever work?
Its more of an instruction isnt it
It would be infinitely creepier if she waited
Now they want to re-introduce bloody bears and wolves to the Highlands.
Oooooooh!
Bears would be good. But pet dogs are bad enough, without wild ones too.
Quote: keewik @ October 29 2013, 11:27 PM GMTNow they want to re-introduce bloody bears and wolves to the Highlands.
Just the Highlands? I was looking forward to them rewilding Paisley...
Quote: keewik @ October 29 2013, 11:27 PM GMTNow they want to re-introduce bloody bears and wolves to the Highlands.
Flippin heck! 
Why not just throw some lions in as well!
I think bears on Kensington High Street might be fun
They're not just reintroducing them so that some bloodthirsty wankers can hunt them, are they?
I think the idea is to reintroduce the natural predators of the species we are overrun with since we killed all the bears and wolves (namely foxes and badgers) to try and correct the damage we did to the natural order. Because it always goes well when we try to fix the things we broke...