Quote: Jennie @ October 27 2013, 8:17 PM GMTThat is possibly the wrongest thing I have ever seen.
Really?
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Roscoff, honey - I've LIVED that. And boob hat still tops it.
Quote: Jennie @ October 27 2013, 9:28 PM GMTRoscoff, honey - I've LIVED that. And boob hat still tops it.
Too be honest when he fixed it for you to work in a court you really lucked out
Savile appears to be sporting a boob hat of his own there
Unable to get into work because it is ever so slightly windy.
Not that I am complaining, mind.
Likewise. I've dyed my hair and paid a VAT bill, which in fairness is more productive than I'd be if I was at work.
Quote: sootyj @ October 27 2013, 9:10 PM GMTbastard zebra fox bastard
How do you like my zebra-jacket?
Dsitrubingly arrousing, angry and confused.
Quote: Jennie @ October 28 2013, 9:55 AM GMTLikewise. I've dyed my hair and paid a VAT bill, which in fairness is more productive than I'd be if I was at work.
Likewise; I've already cleaned the oven and defrosted the fridge.
Quote: roscoff @ October 27 2013, 9:13 PM GMTReally?
I just realised that looks disturbingly like Saville's Barmitzvah
Today I put my bike in the back of my car.
Drove to garage and booked in for MOT.
Took my bike out of car and cycled 6 miles into town and dropped it off for a service.
Had trad English breakfast plus two mugs of questionable coffee in Wetherspoons.
Picked my bike up and rode 6 miles back to the garage.
Put bike in back of car drove home.
All before twelve o'clock. I'll take my hat off to that
And now I've just wasted the last three hours doing f**k all 
Just had a text from my employers telling me that they've put their toddler back into nappies while they've been on holiday. So when they get back it will be the fourth time I have had to toilet train the same child because they don't like having to pay extra attention to her for a fortnight. Why do I f**king bother?
Quote: roscoff @ October 28 2013, 3:15 PM GMTToday I put my bike in the back of my car.
Drove to garage and booked in for MOT.
Took my bike out of car and cycled 6 miles into town and dropped it off for a service.
Had trad English breakfast plus two mugs of questionable coffee in Wetherspoons.
Picked my bike up and rode 6 miles back to the garage.
Put bike in back of car drove home.All before twelve o'clock. I'll take my hat off to that
And now I've just wasted the last three hours doing f**k all
And in the middle of a windstorm?
Quote: Harridan @ October 28 2013, 4:22 PM GMTJust had a text from my employers telling me that they've put their toddler back into nappies while they've been on holiday. So when they get back it will be the fourth time I have had to toilet train the same child because they don't like having to pay extra attention to her for a fortnight. Why do I f**king bother?
Jeez, they sound bloody useless.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ October 28 2013, 4:26 PM GMTJeez, they sound bloody useless.
They wonder why the older ones took them years to train. 