Quote: keewik @ October 26 2013, 8:40 PM BSTNo! No! No! And thrice times NO! I remember those days and wouldn't want to repeat them. One day you will be free and able to sleep. Unfortunately you will also be old and nearer death.
Keewik there's a darker tone to you of late, I can picture you and two of your mates on a blasted moor stirring a cauldron.
All hail Alex Salmond thane of the Scottish Assembly
All hail Alex Salmond captain of Rangers
Quote: keewik @ October 26 2013, 8:40 PM BSTNo! No! No! And thrice times NO! I remember those days and wouldn't want to repeat them. One day you will be free and able to sleep. Unfortunately you will also be old and nearer death.
You forgot to say "but it's all worth it" 
Night night everone 
I just can't last any longer.
Quote: Hannah G @ October 26 2013, 10:31 PM BSTNight night everone
I'll let you take this one Sooty
Quote: lofthouse @ October 26 2013, 10:34 PM BSTI'll let you take this one Sooty
Did that chat yp line actually work
I was very drunk
Quote: Hannah G @ October 26 2013, 6:15 PM BSTWould anyone like to borrow a baby boy for a few days? Got some me time to enjoy but my brain is dying of tiredness and all I want to do is flipping sleep
I will! I like the idea of having one for a day or two but then being able to give it back.
Mind you, when my sis was 14 they gave her one of those plastic babies to put her off pregnancy (she was deemed "at risk". We're a slaggy family).
The stupid thing cried ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT. So I threw it across the garden and a fox got it. I presume you can do that with the real ones?
Quote: Jennie @ October 26 2013, 10:47 PM BSTI will! I like the idea of having one for a day or two but then being able to give it back.
Mind you, when my sis was 14 they gave her one of those plastic babies to put her off pregnancy (she was deemed "at risk". We're a slaggy family).
The stupid thing cried ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT. So I threw it across the garden and a fox got it. I presume you can do that with the real ones?
Quote: Jennie @ October 26 2013, 10:47 PM BSTI will! I like the idea of having one for a day or two but then being able to give it back.
Mind you, when my sis was 14 they gave her one of those plastic babies to put her off pregnancy (she was deemed "at risk". We're a slaggy family).
The stupid thing cried ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT. So I threw it across the garden and a fox got it. I presume you can do that with the real ones?
Booyah
Quote: sootyj @ October 26 2013, 10:29 PM BSTKeewik there's a darker tone to you of late, I can picture you and two of your mates on a blasted moor stirring a cauldron.
All hail Alex Salmond thane of the Scottish Assembly
All hail Alex Salmond captain of Rangers
Jeez! I am discovered.
Quote: sootyj @ October 26 2013, 10:29 PM BSTKeewik there's a darker tone to you of late, I can picture you and two of your mates on a blasted moor stirring a cauldron.
All hail Alex Salmond thane of the Scottish Assembly
All hail Alex Salmond captain of Rangers
Keewik used a Witch stirring a Cauldron as her icon on an alternative forum.
The Clocks moved... I just did a time travel of back one hour...
Quote: sootyj @ October 26 2013, 10:29 PM BSTKeewik there's a darker tone to you of late, I can picture you and two of your mates on a blasted moor stirring a cauldron.
All hail Alex Salmond thane of the Scottish Assembly
All hail Alex Salmond captain of Rangers
Keewik used a Witch stirring a Cauldron as her avatar on an alternative forum.
I get soo confused for ages??
Quote: Jennie @ October 26 2013, 10:47 PM BSTI will! I like the idea of having one for a day or two but then being able to give it back.
Mind you, when my sis was 14 they gave her one of those plastic babies to put her off pregnancy (she was deemed "at risk". We're a slaggy family).
The stupid thing cried ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT. So I threw it across the garden and a fox got it. I presume you can do that with the real ones?
*starts to unpack baby things*
"Sorry darling, the trip to Aunty Jennies has had to be cancelled" 
Is/was the guy in the middle of the promo picture for Never Mind The Buzzcocks on the homepage a news presenter?
Quote: reds @ October 28 2013, 10:06 AM GMTIs/was the guy in the middle of the promo picture for Never Mind The Buzzcocks on the homepage a news presenter?
Eamonn Holmes does do the News now, yes, although he's perhaps better known as a morning-TV person from the past.
Thanks. Think a clip of him been a morning news person was in a doco I watched last night.... Or I might just be insane.
