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I think we should have a supreme pig as head of state everyone likes pigs

Pigs are freakin awesome

Yep a big one and if he got mucking about we could eat him, Muslims might be offended but that's political correctness gone mad probably

Boris Johnson on Mastermind, insisting every answer he gives is right.

That's political correctness gone mad.

Quote: sootyj @ October 25 2013, 10:46 PM BST

I think we should have a supreme pig as head of state everyone likes pigs

No, no, no! A zebra! Let's have a nice stripey zebra!

Maybe in Zimbabwe or Iran but not in any civilised nation

Quote: sootyj @ October 25 2013, 10:46 PM BST

I think we should have a supreme pig as head of state everyone likes pigs

Why not? We have one a Prime Minister.

Quote: keewik @ October 26 2013, 12:01 AM BST

No, no, no! A zebra! Let's have a nice stripey zebra!

:D

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 26 2013, 12:11 AM BST

Why not? We have one a Prime Minister.

:D
In my youth I did often expound the view that if Scotland were independent, I should be made queen, but I don't think anybody listened. :(

Death penalty anyone?

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2013/10/25/savile-chauffeur-faces-sex-charges/

No, that would let him off too easily. Cut off his goolies and hang them up to dangle in front of him for the rest of his life, in a cell.

* thinks - will I regret this post in the morning when I'm sober?*

Quote: keewik @ October 26 2013, 12:57 AM BST

No, that would let him off too easily. Cut off his goolies and hang them up to dangle in front of him for the rest of his life, in a cell.

* thinks - will I regret this post in the morning when I'm sober?*

That probably
Y won't be till July some time

Quote: keewik @ October 26 2013, 12:57 AM BST

No, that would let him off too easily. Cut off his goolies and hang them up to dangle in front of him for the rest of his life, in a cell.

Well he's not been tried yet.

How evil would you say an offender like Savile is, compared to say, a murderer? Or a child murderer?

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:D I like that one!

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