I've just been pondering my funeral. I have a good tune for when they're bringing in the coffin and a tearjerker (unless they hate me) for when the curtains close on the coffin. However there are so many other songs I'd like to include plus the message from me that I want somebody to read, that I think I'll have to leave instructions for a double slot at the crematorium. Can any body suggest a suitable way to include songs from 'West Side Story' in a cremation?
Quote: keewik @ October 25 2013, 8:47 PM BSTI've just been pondering my funeral. I have a good tune for when they're bringing in the coffin and a tearjerker (unless they hate me) for when the curtains close on the coffin. However there are so many other songs I'd like to include plus the message from me that I want somebody to read, that I think I'll have to leave instructions for a double slot at the crematorium. Can any body suggest a suitable way to include songs from 'West Side Story' in a cremation?
Do you know you will watch your own funeral? You'll be there on the day - guaranteed
I doubt that, but if so, I'll shake the bastards up if they don't do it the way I want.
Quote: lofthouse @ October 25 2013, 9:09 PM BSTDo you know you will watch your own funeral? You'll be there on the day - guaranteed
She'll be there, but the view from inside the box isn't particularly good.
Ha!
His physical body will be in a box
His spirit will be there also...
Always remember when your at a funeral to cry! The deceased person will be so touched to know how much you cared for them
EDIT! Sorry SHE !! I didn't realise she was a she!
My apologies love! 
I was at my Nanas funeral last year
It was beautiful
But extremely sad and upsetting
But one day we will discuss it together - cos we were both there
Shit I'm filling up
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I really feel the urge to start a new TV show and binge on it all weekend. Any suggestions?
I don't want to. Be buried I want to be abandoned somewhere inconvenient
Quote: Harridan @ October 25 2013, 10:39 PM BST*Changes subject without anyone noticing*
I really feel the urge to start a new TV show and binge on it all weekend. Any suggestions?
I got in to the 1980s twilight zone very cool with some amazing before they were famous stars
Quote: sootyj @ October 25 2013, 10:42 PM BSTI don't want to. Be buried I want to be abandoned somewhere inconvenient
We can arrange that - dual carriageway or McDonalds kids' zone?
I know a lot of the Twilight Zone stories and I fancy something continuous with a cliffhanger at the end of each episode.
I was thinking crowded tube 8am on a Monday morning, with someone playing the accordion
Wind beneath my wings
I was thinking crowded tube 8am on a Monday morning, with someone playing the accordion
Wind beneath my wings
Amazing.
The Americans or an Alec guineas as George smiley spy drama
Hmm...The Americans looks promising. 
Seen the Smileys.
Good aren't they, you'll probably like the Americans then very measured