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I've just been pondering my funeral. I have a good tune for when they're bringing in the coffin and a tearjerker (unless they hate me) for when the curtains close on the coffin. However there are so many other songs I'd like to include plus the message from me that I want somebody to read, that I think I'll have to leave instructions for a double slot at the crematorium. Can any body suggest a suitable way to include songs from 'West Side Story' in a cremation?

Quote: keewik @ October 25 2013, 8:47 PM BST

I've just been pondering my funeral. I have a good tune for when they're bringing in the coffin and a tearjerker (unless they hate me) for when the curtains close on the coffin. However there are so many other songs I'd like to include plus the message from me that I want somebody to read, that I think I'll have to leave instructions for a double slot at the crematorium. Can any body suggest a suitable way to include songs from 'West Side Story' in a cremation?

Do you know you will watch your own funeral? You'll be there on the day - guaranteed

Angelic

I doubt that, but if so, I'll shake the bastards up if they don't do it the way I want.

Quote: lofthouse @ October 25 2013, 9:09 PM BST

Do you know you will watch your own funeral? You'll be there on the day - guaranteed

Angelic

She'll be there, but the view from inside the box isn't particularly good.

Ha!

His physical body will be in a box

His spirit will be there also...

Always remember when your at a funeral to cry! The deceased person will be so touched to know how much you cared for them

EDIT! Sorry SHE !! I didn't realise she was a she!

My apologies love! Pleased

Rolling eyes

I was at my Nanas funeral last year

It was beautiful

But extremely sad and upsetting

But one day we will discuss it together - cos we were both there

Shit I'm filling up

:(

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I really feel the urge to start a new TV show and binge on it all weekend. Any suggestions?

I don't want to. Be buried I want to be abandoned somewhere inconvenient

Quote: Harridan @ October 25 2013, 10:39 PM BST

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I really feel the urge to start a new TV show and binge on it all weekend. Any suggestions?

I got in to the 1980s twilight zone very cool with some amazing before they were famous stars

Quote: sootyj @ October 25 2013, 10:42 PM BST

I don't want to. Be buried I want to be abandoned somewhere inconvenient

Laughing out loud We can arrange that - dual carriageway or McDonalds kids' zone?

I know a lot of the Twilight Zone stories and I fancy something continuous with a cliffhanger at the end of each episode.

I was thinking crowded tube 8am on a Monday morning, with someone playing the accordion

Wind beneath my wings

I was thinking crowded tube 8am on a Monday morning, with someone playing the accordion

Wind beneath my wings

Amazing.

The Americans or an Alec guineas as George smiley spy drama

Hmm...The Americans looks promising. :) Seen the Smileys.

Good aren't they, you'll probably like the Americans then very measured

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