When your dating profile said, "Busty Bertha, blonde, 16," I had a feeling it was a bit dodgy.
Caption Competition - Win a conference ticket Page 2
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Quote: Mikey Jackson @ October 25 2013, 11:37 AM BSTThis is the last time I go with match.com.
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When your dating profile said, "Busty Bertha, blonde, 16," I had a feeling it was a bit dodgy.
or...
This isn't quite what I meant when I said we'll attack from the rear.
Or...
"Is this meant to be a single entry competition?" 
Leper-print was in that season.
A lot of things were in that season.
Brian Blessed's stunt double was pretty good.
Flash Gordon's could do with some work.
'Oh steady tiger. Now just leave me a loin'.
( I wouldn't be able to attend the event.)
Quote: AJGO @ October 25 2013, 2:21 PM BSTLeper-print was in that season.
A lot of things were in that season.
Should that be leopard print? 
Quote: Marc P @ October 25 2013, 4:02 PM BSTShould that be leopard print?
Because it looks like he has no arms and his outfit is all disintegrating I thought I'd change the usual leopard-print to leper-print. I tried too hard and now I feel foolish
Yes. Less is more. Especially with costumes!
It's a rotten old pic for captions. A better comp would have been 'Guess the Mystery Benefactor'.
For future reference when I say Mel B costumes, I am referring to Brooks, not Brown.
Well I don't see how this is a size 10 - it barely even covers the 2 of us!
Quote: Badge @ October 25 2013, 12:06 PM BSTOr...
"Is this meant to be a single entry competition?"
You bastard. Very clever!
Sorry to bring the tone down...
You'll like cousin Phil, he'll be right up your alley.
And Terry and Eric's parents still won't believe they're gay.
There must be easier ways to tell you're parents you're gay.
I don't know what's got into me. Actually...
Well I'm blowed. - No that's extra.
(PS I can't come to the event but I'm a sucker for caption comps.)
"This time Russell Brand had gone too far in his taunting of 70s comedy icons."