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Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2013, 6:00 PM BST

Oh pope lofty don't be like that
Lets f**k hem all together then each other

Gay

Way too much effort required...

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2013, 6:01 PM BST

Gay

F**k you sootyj

Laughing out loud

You've cheered me up a bit ya bloody head case

The intention your holiness

Have I been beatified yet

Ummmm...

If ya like

Knock yerself out

Is that part of the ritual

Cod I'm about to smack myself with a hammer

Course

You want to be beatified?

You gots to get beat

Init

Ben wishes there were enough hours in the day for him to watch all the television he needs to watch.

Yesterday I heard that my blokey's mummykins has called me a slag.
Again :|

She sounds lovely...

Oh she really is Zooo! Especially behind your back...

Quote: Hannah G @ October 23 2013, 7:44 PM BST

Yesterday I heard that my blokey's mummykins has called me a slag.
Again :|

:O

My back? What have I done!
(Har.)

Quote: Hannah G @ October 23 2013, 7:44 PM BST

Yesterday I heard that my blokey's mummykins has called me a slag.
Again :|

Yikes! Console

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