Quote: zooo @ October 21 2013, 6:08 PM BST
That picture looks horrible to me. I don't know how you would get that many cats to sit still with Christmas hats on, so I suspect they were dead stuffed cats, then someone used computer software to make the faces wiggle so they looked alive.
Actually makes them look like Zombie cats.
Lol. The hats are fake too, I'm sure! They're just some cats sat next to each other.
For about the millionth time (and that's not an exaggeration, I simply lost count around the 999,871 mark) I was mistaken for a member of Tesco staff today. I was browsing the spirits aisle when an elderly gent began to quiz me on the whereabouts of the sherry. Naturally, I told him to go f**k himself.
I didn't really. I just said "Sorry, I don't work here." and did some pointless gesture with my hand.
Quote: Ben @ October 22 2013, 9:01 PM BSTFor about the millionth time (and that's not an exaggeration, I simply lost count around the 999,871 mark) I was mistaken for a member of Tesco staff today. I was browsing the spirits aisle when an elderly gent began to quiz me on the whereabouts of the sherry. Naturally, I told him to go f**k himself.
I didn't really. I just said "Sorry, I don't work here." and did some pointless gesture with my hand.
If you will insist on wearing a Tesco uniform what do you expect?
Or do you have the boyish good looks that encourage elderly gents to offer you sherry?
Like a more rugged Cotter?
Discovered one of the teachers at my kids' school is called Mr P.Doe. You'd change your name, wouldn't you?
Thing is, he's actually a nice guy, so it pains me to make fun of his name. But really, I'm too weak to resist.
Quote: Harridan @ October 22 2013, 9:04 PM BSTIf you will insist on wearing a Tesco uniform what do you expect?
To be fair, I do wear a lot of blue. Never happens in Sainsburys, but I imagine it would if I broke out my burgundy and orange slacks.
Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2013, 9:04 PM BSTOr do you have the boyish good looks that encourage elderly gents to offer you sherry?
Just found a kids book I edited and gagged up on Amazon, and my only thought
The artist turned the mom into a total milf
I am attracted to a drawing, of a fictional mum I described for a kids book
Its that kind of revelation that drives one to drink
Show ussssssss!
Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2013, 11:18 PM BSTIts that kind of revelation that drives one to drink
You need a reason?
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 22 2013, 11:24 PM BSTYou need a reason?
Rocker I don't have as much experience as you, I'm still looking for excuses.
All though I have a bottle of third off White and McKay winking at me
Quote: zooo @ October 22 2013, 11:20 PM BSTShow ussssssss!
A gentleman doesn't share such things
Darn!
What a tease you are, Sooty.
