Quote: Hannah G @ October 21 2013, 5:31 PM BSTNo parties yet Mr Tuumble! *wags finger* Not until me and Jennie have glamorised it for you!
I'm deciding whether to go for this wallpaper, it's quite jazzy
Unfortunately it bears a strong resemblance to Tesco gift wrap.
So where did you think she was getting it from ?
I had a look at your link a bit earlier. Really hope it all works out well for you.
Quote: Horseradish @ October 21 2013, 11:46 PM BSTI had a look at your link a bit earlier. Really hope it all works out well for you.
[In the style of a Pearly King]
O' course ee'll be alright. Salt of the earth is ower Tuumble. Lovely laaaard. After all there's plenny more fish in the see ain't there. Look on the bright side, 'er loss not 'is. Yeh Salt of the earth is Tuumble makes no mistake.'
[In normal voice]
However porn a box of tissues and a strong wrist will be his best friend for a bit I expect.
'What the Butler saw' ain't needed guvnor. Yours truly still has it in 'im if ya knah worra mean. He's fahhnd a gal and make no mistake. 
So Tuumble when are you inviting us round?
Here's an invite...
...to a housewarming party.
It's not mine and you've already missed it. That's the way it goes sometimes.
Reminds me of this.
What on earth does this mean:
COUPLE HAS A REGISTRY AT TARGET
If you want to really seal the deal with any women you bring back to your 'pad', you can't go far wrong with one of these in the bathroom:
Quote: billwill @ October 22 2013, 8:43 PM BSTWhat on earth does this mean:
COUPLE HAS A REGISTRY AT TARGET
Think it means their wedding present wishlist was at Target. Which is maybe a US shop like... Wilkinsons?
Quote: Ben @ October 22 2013, 8:52 PM BSTIf you want to really seal the deal with any women you bring back to your 'pad', you can't go far wrong with one of these in the bathroom:
We can't all have as many chicks in out bathroom as you Ben
Quote: billwill @ October 22 2013, 8:43 PM BSTWhat on earth does this mean:
COUPLE HAS A REGISTRY AT TARGET
Target. Famous retail chain with 'discount' prices.
Registry. Wish-list.
Doesn't excuse the 'has'.