Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2013, 4:02 PM BSTThat's almost a joke.
What can be clean and cheesy at the same time?
This joke.
what a pity the deadline has passed..... 
UKTV Gold Christmas Cracker Joke Competition Page 3
Mine weren't very clean at all. But I did laugh a lot whilst coming up with them! 
Dan
What's the opposite of a white Christmas? A shite Christmas.
Quote: Dantrobus @ October 2 2013, 5:38 PM BSTthe jokes must be suitable for a family audience and must be original content.
- The joke must be Christmas themed and include the hashtag #GoldCrackers
- Must be original content
Those bit's there probably cut out a lot of jokes I saw posted - Don't think it really counts as Christmas-themed putting 'at Christmas' in a general joke.
My dog's got no nose. How does he smell at Christmas?
What's brown and sticky at Christmas?
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains at Christmas.
And there were enough variations on the oldest jokes known to man, at Christmas. Looks like rain, dear.
If you entered an original, Christmas-themed, family-friendly joke then you're probably already in the top 100...
I think Sunshine posted about 80 yesterday...
Bit early for Christmas cards isn't it??
I lost 4 followers tweeting Christmas cracker jokes! Ah well, their loss, kind of.
I was quite pleased with "What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas dinner? Twurkey"
Suit yourselves.
That's pretty good
At the wire yesterday I managed
Why doesn't Santa have a pension?
He lives for the present
To be a genuine Lapland elf, you have to be born within the sound of baubles
Quality plays on words. I was trying to think of a baubles one but work got in the way. And my brain if I'm honest. I did think of...
What's 8 inches long and gets pulled at Christmas dinner?
Santa's cock.
I wanted to, but I didn't.
Santa's solicitors have informed him he doesn't have to deliver presents to children who have been bad. It's the Santa Clause.
How does father Christmas mutilate naughty children?
With his Santa claws
Quote: Badge @ October 22 2013, 5:07 PM BSTI think Sunshine posted about 80 yesterday...
It was only 34
(I did have to check though)
I did 12, for the 12 days of Christmas, not intentionally mind, that's all I could come up with.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 22 2013, 8:16 PM BSTIt was only 34
(I did have to check though)