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UKTV Gold Christmas Cracker Joke Competition Page 2

I have got a bit carried away with this myself, it's good exercise to have a subject to play around with and Christmas crackers is a cracker of a subject.

The Carson family hated playing Pictionary with Frank.

No matter what you drew, he insisted it was a cracker.

I think here would be a good place to put all the adult related ones that are not allowed.

Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ October 4 2013, 2:24 PM BST

I think here would be a good place to put all the adult related ones that are not allowed.

Does that chat up line ever work?

Quote: sootyj @ October 4 2013, 2:26 PM BST

Does that chat up line ever work?

After a bit of Brandy it's always worth a try to get your chestnuts warmed up

What goes Fa la?

I don't know what does go Fa la?

A Carol singer hit by a bus.

What goes Fa la la?

Another Carol singer at the next bus stop, just before the bus hit them?

What goes Fa la la la?

The Bus.

I think the judging starts today - best of luck to all that entered.

I entered a few as did others from here. I only like one of those I tweeted (and it did get favourited by someone) so here's hoping...

It would be great if a BCG'r won the 1st prize.

I think the deadline for submitting jokes is midnight tonight so there still over 12 hours left to submit jokes.

I've submitted around 40 jokes in total.

I only found out about it yesterday and managed 2 very cheesy jokes last night, does anyone know when we hear who's won?

December I think.

Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2013, 3:55 PM BST

December I think.

Thanks Sooty.

I wouldn't worry too much about this, clean, 140 character jokes preclude much originality.

So by and large it's random who gets picked, then a popularity contest for who wins.

Mind you that has lead me in the past to wonder,
"would I rather be considered unfunny or unpopular?"

Mine were definitely 'clean' but very cheesy. :D

That's almost a joke.

What can be clean and cheesy at the same time?
This joke.

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