Eating and drinking a combination of cheesecake and pepsi max makes you shit like a champion 
What have I learnt today?
I have learnt that living in London is f**king expensive and when my wage comes in and nearly all of it goes out straight away - that's a f**ker!
Quote: ajp29 @ February 18, 2008, 3:27 PMEating and drinking a combination of cheesecake and pepsi max makes you shit like a champion
You ate both, you stirred them up in a bucket and gobbled them down?
You got everything you deserved.
I've discovered if you save up enough naval deposits you can put a nice down payment on a new rug.
Quote: sootyj @ February 18, 2008, 3:31 PMYou got everything you deserved.
True 
I discovered why there is always jam between my toes. Even if I wear socks & shoes.
I am not telling you lot though. You can wait the 37 years it took me to find out.
I didn't learn anything
I learnt some magical CSS things.
I learnt to read my texts properly before setting off in the car.
Quote: Aaron @ February 18, 2008, 6:17 PMCSS
the band?
I learnt that Homebase is REALLY boring
Quote: Aaron @ February 18, 2008, 6:17 PMI learnt some magical CSS things.
You mean that the scout is the best gun to pwn noobs with?
I went to Homebase the other day!
The only thing worth having in the whole shop was this mug I bought:
Quote: zooo @ February 18, 2008, 6:25 PMI went to Homebase the other day!
The only thing worth having in the whole shop was this mug I bought:
Somewhere Ruby is getting the feeling that something wonderful has just happened
Get thee to a Homebase, Ruby!
It makes every drink more fun.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 18, 2008, 6:23 PMthe band?
Nope - Cascading Style Sheets. 