Hi
I've decided to put together an exciting new pilot, but I need you the lovely people of BCG's money.
Bascially I've bought the original Emu puppet (or it might have been an old sock at a Jumble sale). And with a tramp I've hired to play Rod Hull I intend to remake the beloved kids show "Emu's magic windmill."
I will be playing Grotbags I figure this will cost approximately £50,000 to produce.
But don't worry I won't just be asking you for money and crying when you don't pay up (this isn't the BCG meet up).
You can get the following bonuses.
£1 I will phone you up and call you a cheap bastard
£5 The tramp will phone you up and call you a cheap bastard
£5.50 Either I or the tramp will assault your crotch with the emu puppet in a public place.
£10 I will join you for dinner.
£15 I will leave your home
£20 I will leave without taking a dump in the airing cupboard.
£1000 Helen Lederer will join you for dinner.
£5000 I will live in your house for a year yelling "there's somebody at the door" when ever the door bell rings.
£50,000 I will marry you.
So whose the first to pay?
(cheques to be made to "TheFallingStarOfflicense")
