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I've got what appears to be a stranded pigeon in my back garden, he doesn't seem able to fly though I can't see any obvious injuries...any ideas what the heck I do??

I've rang a local wildlife place and they told me to feed it corn, wait a week and he will grow his tail feathers...but I don't know if that is the problem.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ October 21 2013, 11:56 AM BST

I've got what appears to be a stranded pigeon in my back garden, he doesn't seem able to fly though I can't see any obvious injuries...any ideas what the heck I do??

I've rang a local wildlife place and they told me to feed it corn, wait a week and he will grow his tail feathers...but I don't know if that is the problem.

How long has it been there? Have you tried approaching it?

I've been in and out approaching it for about an hour, it just flaps it's wings, he's walking fine though.

The RSPCA have a helpline on their site, they'll either collect it or you can take it to them

Or you could eat it

I looked them up and it says they are not a rescue service for birds....discrimination I say.

Might just need a little recovery time, I would leave it alone for a few hours and hope there aren't any hungry cats around.

Will do...there's a cat next door who can occasionally be seen eyeing up my rabbit hutch :|

Quote: Shandonbelle @ October 21 2013, 12:10 PM BST

Will do...there's a cat next door who can occasionally be seen eyeing up my rabbit hutch :|

Is that a euphemism

You could put a cardboard box over him

Quote: sootyj @ October 21 2013, 12:18 PM BST

You could put a cardboard box over him

You and your kinky sex games Sootyj.

http://www.rspb.org.uk/contactus/

Thanks OR, they don't rescue but will give them a ring anyway.

Quote: Harridan @ October 21 2013, 12:36 AM BST

I have had hiccups for 45 minutes and I'm going insane

My Grandpa used to say eat an apple. I also remember been told to drink a glass of water backwards. I think I was having my leg pulled with that one.

L.E. doesn't like the background of the BCG at the moment. It's weird on her eyes.

Just spent the whole day sorting through maths text books to use for our new numeracy scheme.

I'm f**king f**king f**king bored to tears. And that's no exaggeration Angry

It's a bit like zebras. Sooty will hate it.

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