Soak your hands in warm soapy water for 10 or so mins then it'll wipe off. Sort of. Mostly.
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Could it stop raining now? I'd like to go outside.
Ben is looking forward to a beef pie.
Ben really must make sure he waters his money plant in the morning.
I have had hiccups for 45 minutes and I'm going insane
Yikes. That's not good. I'm assuming telling you to try holding your breath is a little bit redundant.
I have tried that, I'm currently setting up a series of booby traps in the hopes that I can scare myself.
Ha! Good luck with that.
What you need is that Buckaroo game. Bloody terrifying.
Lee broke his phone tonight because he's a knob.
Quote: Harridan @ October 21 2013, 12:42 AM BSTI have tried that, I'm currently setting up a series of booby traps in the hopes that I can scare myself.
Breathing deeply into s browpaper bag. Seems to work
Do hope Harridan has not expired?....
Rather pleased to turn heating off?--piss British Gas off?.... great for Manchester in Oct'??, very warm? still wearing summer pyjamas!!! whhoooo!
Oh no, not another new week...
Quote: Harridan @ October 21 2013, 12:42 AM BSTI have tried that, I'm currently setting up a series of booby traps in the hopes that I can scare myself.
I always find that singing 'Nymphs and Shepeherds' at the top of my voice, is a go od cure - probably the breathing that's required. 
How do I stop Alexander Smoked Salmon down my chimney?
Quote: keewik @ October 21 2013, 9:23 AM BSTI always find that singing 'Nymphs and Shepeherds' at the top of my voice, is a go od cure - probably the breathing that's required.
I always imagined you had a lovely voice
They are not messing about with this new nuclear plant. Already been sent an email to apply for a systems integrator position.