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Quote: Marc P @ October 20 2013, 10:26 AM BST

I am planning on wearing plus twos and a tweed country jacket today.. mainly to annoy some people :)

Is this wise Sherlock?

Probably not - I might wear a Rupert Bear waistcoat as well :)

It's only right you should have the bear necessities.

Almost had a heart attack as a cat just clattered down my roof and nearly fell 4 floors onto the pavement below. Somehow it managed to stop itself just before the edge and climbed back up. These things have a pact with the devil.

Only 8 left now!

Quote: Harridan @ October 20 2013, 11:52 AM BST

Almost had a heart attack as a cat just clattered down my roof and nearly fell 4 floors onto the pavement below. Somehow it managed to stop itself just before the edge and climbed back up. These things have a pact with the devil.

They don't seem to have any fear whatsoever of heights, but their coordination is amazing enough to get them out of most scrapes I suppose.

How are you enjoying the peace and quiet Harridan? Hope you remembered to turn your alarm off today!

Quote: Hannah G @ October 20 2013, 12:05 PM BST

They don't seem to have any fear whatsoever of heights, but their coordination is amazing enough to get them out of most scrapes I suppose.

How are you enjoying the peace and quiet Harridan? Hope you remembered to turn your alarm off today!

I did remember to switch it off, thankfully! Though the heavy rain on my skylight woke me up anyway :| Having a lovely quiet, relaxing day - bar cat suicide attempts.

Has your boyfriend decided to talk to you yet?

Must be nice being able to pretend your some uber wealthy lady out of a chick lit novel.

Quote: sootyj @ October 20 2013, 12:48 PM BST

Must be nice being able to pretend your some uber wealthy lady out of a chick lit novel.

I'm going to be super depressed when I have to move into some shitty normal person house in a couple of years!

Just pretend you're Jane Eyre awaiting Darcy.

I know you did that on purpose and it still annoyed me! Dammit!

Actually genuinely I didn't I realised I couldn't remember so I thought win win

Either show unsettling literary knowledge or annoying pseudo ironic joke

It's all good

:D

Quote: Harridan @ October 20 2013, 12:31 PM BST

I did remember to switch it off, thankfully! Though the heavy rain on my skylight woke me up anyway :| Having a lovely quiet, relaxing day - bar cat suicide attempts.

Has your boyfriend decided to talk to you yet?

Aw no! There's always something to wake you up when you have the chance to lie in :(
Everything's good now thank you :) He just upset me because I was excited about seeing him and he made me feel less important than a stupid flippin game of football. But I did some intense sulking and he spent all last night creeping round me, AND I even got breakfast in bed today! :D Hee!

Just watched a Hammer Horror. Sky box cut off the final minute. Thanks, Sky.

Also used some varnish and got it all over my hands, but can't find any white spirit to get it off.

FML!

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