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About to have some tacos with refried beans. I really hope the beans taste better than they look. I opened the tin and had check the label to ensure it wasn't pet food.

Cutlets.

Quote: reds @ October 19 2013, 12:27 PM BST

About to have some tacos with refried beans. I really hope the beans taste better than they look. I opened the tin and had check the label to ensure it wasn't pet food.

That's what good refried beans look like

Sooty, how would you describe your genitalia?

Quote: sootyj @ October 19 2013, 7:31 PM BST

That's what good refried beans look like

Lee, what is your opening line on a first date?

Quote: Lee @ October 19 2013, 8:09 PM BST

"how would you describe your genitalia?"

That's unusual but worth a try.

Quote: Lee @ October 19 2013, 8:09 PM BST

Sooty, how would you describe your genitalia?

I still can't believe that's what you wrote in my valentines card

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ October 19 2013, 8:13 PM BST

That's unusual but worth a try.

Does that chat up line ever work?

:D

Sooty , what does your boyfriends penis look like?

Quote: sootyj @ October 4 2013, 10:13 PM BST

A ginormous burrito so big I had to slice it open and gut it

Quote: lofthouse @ October 19 2013, 9:40 PM BST

Sooty , this is what your boyfriends penis look like?

Lofty please stop writing that on photos of your knob and posting it around my neighbourhood

Laughing out loud

Just had a couple of Polish sausages inside me . . .

Quote: sootyj @ October 19 2013, 7:31 PM BST

That's what good refried beans look like

Yea. Only really had them from restaurants who I guess had made their own becuase they still resembled beans a little.

More like 're-tried' old has beans???..

Not bad Della's

P

New Kellogg's crunchy nut cornflakes with chocolate

Omg

I think I have an erection

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