Wine for the wine glasses. 
Tuumble's bachelor flat thread Page 4
Quote: Hannah G @ October 18 2013, 1:52 PM BSTHi Jennie
Can I please come with you?
I wanted to offer to take the keys and his budget and be left to it for 2 weeks but I thought that might be a bit too forward seeing as I'm new here
I do reckon we could get it perfect between us though!
Is it me or is getting hot in here? 
Hannah and Jennie, you'd both be very welcome. I'll be keeping the dustpan and brush under the sink and it would be very nice if you could both be on hand to serve me beer and feed me grapes on request.
My budget isn't huge but I'm sure the ladiees could be creative if they wanted to be. 
This is starting to sound like a thoroughly boring 70s style porn movie.
"....can I lay my bath mat out in the bathroom?"
"won't it get wet?"
"that's the idea.."
Ignore these womenfolk and their crazy ideas about cushions and rugs. This is a man pad
Beer Fridge
TV
DVD Player
Sky Sports
Pool Table
Page Three Calendar (Shameless female exploitation a must)
Pinball machine
Leather Settee and chair with flip up foot rests (your feet should never need to touch the floor during TV watching sessions)
Take away menu's (Chinese/Indian/Pizza/Kebab)
Dart Board
Wine Case
Optics
Bar
Everything else is just for girls.
Quote: Tuumble @ October 18 2013, 2:01 PM BSTIs it me or is getting hot in here?
Hannah and Jennie, you'd both be very welcome. I'll be keeping the dustpan and brush under the sink and it would be very nice if you could both be on hand to serve me beer and feed me grapes on request.
My budget isn't huge but I'm sure the ladiees could be creative if they wanted to be.
Woohoo!
I won't ruin the surprise you're in for then Tuumble, all I will say is you are guaranteed THE pinkest and most glamorous batch pad in England! You will love it And there defo will be cushions too! haha
A drumkit.
You don't need to play on it. Just make sure it is highly visible to the neighbours when you arrive.
His flat is going to end up looking like the Men Behaving Badly set.
Quote: roscoff @ October 18 2013, 2:12 PM BSTIgnore these womenfolk and their crazy ideas about cushions and rugs. This is a man pad
Beer Fridge
TV
DVD Player
Sky Sports
Pool Table
Page Three Calendar (Shameless female exploitation a must)
Pinball machine
Leather Settee and chair with flip up foot rests (your feet should never need to touch the floor during TV watching sessions)
Take away menu's (Chinese/Indian/Pizza/Kebab)
Dart Board
Wine Case
Optics
Bar
Everything else is just for girls.
I'm heading to the shredder with the original list in hand...
Quote: Hannah G @ October 18 2013, 2:13 PM BSTWoohoo!
I won't ruin the surprise you're in for then Tuumble, all I will say is you are guaranteed THE pinkest and most glamorous batch pad in England! You will love it
Now wait a minute... 
Quote: Horseradish @ October 18 2013, 2:15 PM BSTA drumkit.
You don't need to play on it. Just make sure it is highly visible to the neighbours when you arrive.
This item was so essential I didn't even bother to write it down.
Quote: zooo @ October 18 2013, 2:16 PM BSTHis flat is going to end up looking like the Men Behaving Badly set.
And your problem with this is what exactly..?
For God's sake, man! You've forgotten a BOTTLE OPENER, or am I the only alcoholic round here?
Quote: keewik @ October 18 2013, 2:49 PM BSTFor God's sake, man! You've forgotten a BOTTLE OPENER, or am I the only alcoholic round here?
Quote: roscoff @ October 18 2013, 3:40 PM BST
You'll need one of those multitool things. I always make sure I'm not too far from one.
Lamps, you'll need your accent lightning whilst entertaining Jennie and Hannah...
Just get what you need as you need it.
Need to open a tin? Buy a tin with a ring pull.
Need to wash up? Paper plates.
Need to hoover up? Burn the carpet.
Need to sleep? Lay on a pile of dirty clothes.
Quote: Lee @ October 18 2013, 10:10 PM BSTJust get what you need as you need it.
Need to open a tin? Buy a tin with a ring pull.
Need to wash up? Paper plates.
Need to hoover up? Burn the carpet.
Need to sleep? Lay on a pile of dirty clothes.
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