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Tuumble's bachelor flat thread

I've been making a list of the items I need for the flat which I'm due to move into on November 1st. Can you take a look to see if I've missed anything obvious?

There are quite a few items which I already have access to but I just wanted to get everything down to start with and work from there. Some things I'll get new but other things will be off freecycle (if available).

Feel free to include amusing references or anecdotes as well as practical advice. All jolly good fun...

KITCHEN

Blind/Curtains
Saucepans
Utensils
Cutlery (with tray)
Knife block
Baking trays
Ceramic cookware
Tupperware containers
Plates
Mugs
Bowls
Wine glasses
Tumblers

Microwave
Kettle
Toaster
Mug Tree
Tea/Coffee/Sugar Jars
Biscuit Barrel
Breadboard
Breadbin
Tea Towels
Oven Gloves

Ironing Board
Iron
Clothes drier

LOUNGE

Curtains
Sofa
Armchair
Small table for dining
Dining chairs
Coffee table
Storage cupboard
TV
TV stand
Bookcase

BATHROOM

Blind/Curtains
Hand Towels
Body Towels
Flannels
Loo brush
Mirror

Soap dispenser
Shower gel
Shampoo
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Toilet rolls

BEDROOM

Blind/Curtains
Bed
Mattress
Pillows
Pillow cases
Duvet
Duvet cover
Bottom sheet
Wardrobe (canvas?)
Chest of drawers
Bedside table
Bedside lamp

Quote: Tuumble @ October 18 2013, 11:41 AM BST

BEDROOM

Blind/Curtains
Bed
Mattress
Pillows
Pillow cases
Duvet
Duvet cover
Bottom sheet
Wardrobe (canvas?)
Chest of drawers
Bedside table
Bedside lamp

Porn stash

Tuumble out of all the posters here you most seem to give the impression of echoing, screaming, madness.

And you need 2 flannels, marked arse and face, similarly towels.

Nils how would you describe Tom Sellecks moustache in Magnum PI?

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 18 2013, 11:47 AM BST

Porn stash

Sounds about right.

Alarm clock

Quote: sootyj @ October 18 2013, 11:48 AM BST

Tuumble out of all the posters here you most seem to give the impression of echoing, screaming, madness.

And you need 2 flannels, marked arse and face, similarly towels.

:D

I'm not saying half this stuff will be got but if any item inspires such japery then bring it on.

Nils how do I get a gurranteed boner?

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 18 2013, 11:50 AM BST

Alarm cock

That works?

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 18 2013, 11:47 AM BST

Porn stash

That will hold up the mattress - no bed frame required. ;)

Quote: Tuumble @ October 18 2013, 11:50 AM BST

:D

I'm not saying half this stuff will be got but if any item inspires such japery then bring it on.

Hmm new detective series for ITV, Arse and Face, flannels of justice.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 18 2013, 11:50 AM BST

Alarm clock

I did think about this but my phone does the job.

I might be old skool and have a CD/Radio player even if most of music is ripped to the laptop and phone

Home phone(s) and wireless router
Extension leads
Vacuum cleaner
Rubbish bin(s)
DVD player

(Cats.)

Quote: Harridan @ October 18 2013, 11:55 AM BST

Home phone(s) and wireless router
Extension leads
Vacuum cleaner
Rubbish bin(s)
DVD player

Bugger - there are some pretty obvious ones there! I knew this was a good idea. :)

Vacuum cleaner and phone I'll definitely need as well as the bin but the router bit will be sorted in due course.

We've managed without a DVD for awhile (the kids nabbed it) and just used the laptop but they don't cost much so I'll add to the list.

Cheers

EDIT: Dustpan and brush, broom

I assume fridge and washing machine are already there?

Quote: zooo @ October 18 2013, 12:00 PM BST

I assume fridge and washing machine are already there?

Ah, should've said - all white goods and the oven included

I think a small TV for bedroom and kitchen are essentials. But I do love TV a bit too much.

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