Happy to send you the few of mine they've used Dave, just pop your email through.
I believe they like intros, though I only do them now and again as I always find that the hardest part.
NewsRevue again! Page 100
Thank you very much! 
PM sent.
Just got an email with the last 5 weeks running orders.
In the 2nd week there is one script credited to someone "+ possibly Dave Chapman."
I'm trying to get clarification on that now. It was regarding Prince Andrew not being recognised by the guards at Buck House. I'm guessing they took some of my lines and incorporated it into somebody else's.
Chappers- re your sketch enquiry, it's me who's listed as the other writer. Hello, er, writing partner!
The sketch appears in 3 consecutive running orders, I notice I'm listed as the only writer on the first one, then in the following two as you say you're on there too as 'possibly'.
Sorry, I don't know the details - I send in from afar so don't get to see the show..
But I guess as you say they've augmented the sketch (called 'Andy Arrested') with a gag or two that you've perhaps sent on a similar subject (It was taking the p out of the cops at the Palace amid all the intruders - or should I say last month's wave of palace intruders..)- Or indeed perhaps they took a gag or two from mine and added them to a sketch of yours..
I've seen this before where they've shoved together two similar ideas and co-credited the resulting work, has happened to me a couple of times.
A job lot of running orders....
RUN NUMBER6
WEEK NUMBER2
DIRECTOR: Jack Bowman/Stuart SaintMD: Tom Barnes
CAST: Luisa Guerreiro, Gethin Alderman, Josephine Timmins & Jonathan Broke
TITLEWRITER
1War! (Fame, War, Celebrity)Robert Fisher
2VO - Walkie-Talkie TowerDavid Crawford
3Credit UnionJohn Kelly
4Wind In The WillowsMiranda Dawe
5BooksJohn Kelly
6007 Hauge (Assad Part 1)Lawrence Mann
7Be Assad's Guest (Assad Part 2)Lawrence Mann
8VO - Diana/Tunnel VisionAlice Gregg
9Bedroom TaxRobert Fisher
10A Message From Dresden TourismCast
11Tony Abbott #1Grant Foxon
12VO - Testicle NappiesAngie Smith
13RiverbankMartin Malcolm
14Miley Cyrus - I Wanna Be RihannaCast
15Gilbratar TranslationsTerry Chapman
16Siri & GmailGreg Simpson & Cast
17Tony Blair Versus The BadgersDave Chapman
18Assad is SadAmy Hewer
19VO - Wales BalePaddy Bannatine
20Tony Abbott #2Grant Foxon
21Food Glorious (TV) FoodMark Collier
22VO - Women PromsJohn McGlade
23Dragon's DenJonathan Broke
24Access Denied - T&FJohn Kelly
25HomelandJohn Kelly
26Gilbratar, Bale and UKIPLucy Grainger & Adam Morley
27Rolf-A-RooPaddy Bannatine
28Song: VO - Advanced BulimiaMartin Malcolm
29VO - Spanish TrainLawrence Mann
30Andy ArrestedJohn McGlade
31VO & MI5 and MirandaJohn McGlade
32VO - ET Phone HomeMark Collier
33Panda Watch - Badger (Labour Watch 2)Cast
34Royal LullabyTom Judd/Nicky Diss
35VO - Asain FluSam Mosley
36Cameron, Clegg, OsbourneAmy Hewer/cast
37Sheppley ScalelextrixCast
38VO - Tesco'sAlice Gregg
39Cheryl Cole PoetryAnn Theato
40Doris & Vera TwerkJohn Random
41Tony Abbott #3Grant Foxon
42Cell Block Tweet / TrollingCast
43VO - Baby CharlieAmy Hewer
44Strictly CarolGrant Foxon
45David, Siri and SyriaCast
46Mandela WatchJo Corrigan
47VO - ADHDAngie Smith
48Bo FrackCast/Phil Dillion
Week 3
Jack BowmanMD: Tom Barnes
Luisa Guerreiro, Gethin Alderman, Josephine Timmins & Jonathan Broke
TITLEWRITERV/OSKETCHSONGLONG
War! (Fame, War, Celebrity)Robert Fisher
VO - David Cameron's Back-PainMiranda Dawe
Doris and Vera - BooksJohn Kelly
Tony Abbott #1Grant Foxon
Corrie TourAlice Marshall
V/O - V&A Display GunMiranda Dawe
Blair's Wedding AdviceJonathan Broke
Assad versus HagueLawrence Mann
Bedroom TaxRobert Fisher
RiverbankMartin Malcolm1
VO - Diana Film SlammedJenny Andrews1
Concordia - On The RocksJenny Andrews1
Mrs Janice... 1Cast1
FoodMark Collier1
VO - Grand Theft AutoGareth Parker1
Obama and IranGrant Foxon1
Doris and Vera - Breaking BadJohn Kelly1
Cameron & Clegg Get FitGrant Foxon1
Tony Abbott #2Grant Foxon1
Advanced BulimiaMalcolm Martin1
VO - OwlAlice Gregg1
Assad is SadAmy Hewer1
Cameron, Osborne... But No CleggAmy Hewer1
Sheppy Scalelectix EditionCast1
Prince George and His ToysGreg Hull1
Cell Block TweetCast1
VO - Walkie-Talkie TowerDavid Crawford1
Strictly CarolGrant Foxton1
Tony Abbot #3Grant Foxton1
Queen, philip and Japan OlympicsJenny Andrews1
ET Phone HomeMark Collier1
Andy ArrestedJohn McGlade & possibly David Chapman1
Miley TwerksCast1
Mrs Janice 2...Cast1
Wind In The WillowsMiranda Dawe1
VO - Creepy ClownMichael Monkhouse1
Clegg's Big SpeechRobert Fisher1
Rolf-A-RooPaddy Bannatine1
Mrs Janice 3...Cast1
Five PenceCameron K. McEwan1
Doris and Vera 3John Kelly1
Two Dogs... poemGreg Hull1
Scooby Doo Versus The ClownMahmoud El-Azzeh1
VO - ADHDAngie Smith1
Siri, Cameron and PornCast1
Mandela WatchJo Corrigan1
Bo' Frack!David Crawford1
VO - Shane Warne & Liz Hurley Alice Gregg
RUN NUMBER6
WEEK NUMBER4
DIRECTOR: Jack BowmanMD: Tom Barnes & Michael Riley (Thursday)
CAST: Luisa Guerreiro, Gethin Alderman, Josephine Timmins & Jonathan Broke
TITLEWRITERGAGSKETCHSONG
1CONFERENCE SEASON!Cast1
2VO - David BlunkettRachel Williams1
3RyanairNeil Tollfree1
4Wind In The WillowsMiranda Dawes1
5ConcordiaJenny Andrews/Cast1
6Food Glorious (TV) FoodMark Collier1
7VO - Bondage ClassesGreg Hull1
8Nick and Dave ReunitedCast1
9Water Voles / RiverbankMartin Malcolm1
10Bedroom TaxRobert Fisher1
11Hauge Versus Assad / Be My GuestLawrence Mann/Joey Timmins1
12VO - BBC Trust/ BBC ParliamentElenor Green1
13Doris and Vera 1John Random / Cast1
14Tabisham & FrosbisherGethin Alderman and Jonathan Broke1
15ET TodayMark Collier1
16Dragon's DenJonatha Broke1
17Advanced BulimiaMartin Malcolm1
18VO - Universal Flu VaccineElenor Green1
19Get Fit, Coalition-StyleGrant Foxton1
20Strictly CarolGrant Foxon1
21Prince GeorgeGreg Hull1
22Miley TwerksJonathan Broke1
23UN AppealGethin Alderman1
24VO - Di Canio SackedGreg Hull1
25Spiders For DisneyGareth Parker1
26Andy ArrestedJohn McGlade & possibly David Chapman1
27Rolf-A-RooPaddy Bannatine1
28VO - Merkel VictoryElenor Green1
29Doris and Vera 2 John Random / Cast1
30Andy ArrestedJohn McGlade & possibly David Chapman1
31Millibland's CheersJonathan Broke1
32V/O - Andrew PuppyElenor Green1
33Merkel's New PartnerRachel Williams1
34Grand Theft Auto - Isle Of SheppyCast1
35Tony Abbott (condensed)Grant Foxon1
36BootiliciousJoey Timmins1
37V/O - Unlicenced InstructorsElenor Green1
38Scooby Doo Versus Northampton ClownMahmoud El-Azzeh1
39Siri PornCast1
40VO - Ed Freezes Energy PricesGareth Parker1
41Doris & Vera 3 - drivingJoey Timmins1
42Mandela WatchJo Corrigan1
43Bo' FrackDavid Crawford1
RUN NUMBER6
WEEK NUMBER5
DIRECTOR: Jack BowmanMD: Tom Barnes
CAST: Grace Bishop, Gethin Alderman, Josephine Timmins & Jonathan Broke
TITLEWRITERGAGSKETCHSONG
1CONFERENCE SEASON!Cast1
2VO - Blunkett PornRachel Williams1
3Game Changer (Brief Encounter)John Kelly1
4Conference Merchandise (Market Trader)Mark Collier1
5Wind In The WillowsMiranda Dawes1
6Food Glorious (TV) FoodMark Collier1
7VO - LightsabersJohn McGlade1
8Where's Dave?Cast1
9Amanda Knox TortureJonathan Broke1
10Space PrinterNeil Tollfree1
11Cell Block PressJoey Timmins1
12VO - Scottish FluJohn McGlade1
13Prince GeorgeGreg Hull1
14Ryan AirNeil Tollfree1
15T & FAlderman / Broke1
16Tony Abbott In IndonesiaJonatha Broke / Grant Foxton1
17Great Leader / Kim Jong-UnGrace Bishop1
18VO - PopesEleanor Green1
19Daily Mail TrainingCast1
20Rolf-A-RooPaddy Bannatine1
21Working For BenefitsNeil Tollfree1
22Miley TwerksJonathan Broke1
23VO - Taliban IslandJohn McGlade1
24Whip 'Em Into ShapeGareth Parker1
25UN SpeechGethin Alderman1
26Merkel's New PartnerRachel Williams1
27VO - AldiEleanor Green1
28Siri PornCast1
29BootiliciousJoey Timmins1
30VO - AldiEleanor Green1
31US ShutdownGreg Hull1
32Spiders For DisneylandGareth Parker1
33Assad Versus HagueLawrence Mann/Joey Timmins1
34VO - Greece EconomyJohn McGlade1
35Strictly CarolGrant Foxon1
36Blue Peter MiliblandRobert Fisher1
37Maggie's GhostCast1
38VO - Lack Of SexJohn McGlade1
39Mandela WatchJo Corrigan1
40Bo' FrackDavid Crawford1
RUN NUMBER6
WEEK NUMBER6
DIRECTOR: Jack BowmanMD: Tom Barnes
CAST: Grace Bishop, Gethin Alderman, Josephine Timmins & Jonathan Broke
TITLEWRITERGAGSKETCHSONG
1CONFERENCE SEASON!Cast1
2VO - Blunkett PornRachel Williams1
3Tommy Robinson QuitsGareth Parker1
4Brief Encounter / Game ChangerJohn Kelly / Grace Bishop1
5Wind In The WillowsMiranda Dawes1
6Food Glorious (TV) FoodMark Collier1
7VO - Taliban IslandJohn McGlade1
8Amanda Knox TortureJonathan Broke1
9Dave's ReturnGethin Alderman1
10UKIP Quick FixRachel Williams1
11Christmas Too EarlyCameron K. McEwan1
12VO - Scout AssociationsEleanor Green1
13Working For BenefitsNeil Tollfree1
14Ryan AirNeil Tollfree1
15Rolf-A-RooPaddy Bannatine1
16Tony Abbott Grant Foxon / Jonathan Broke1
17Great Leader / Kim Jung-unGrace Bishop11
18VO - Badgers and GoalpostsJohn McGlade1
19Merkel's New PartnerRachel Williams1
20Spiders For DisneylandGareth Parker1
21T & FAlderman / Broke1
22Miley Cyrus TwerksJonathan Broke1
23VO - Extra SleepJohn McGlade1
24Daily Mail TrainingCast1
25Strictly CarolGrant Foxon1
263D Space PrinterNeil Tollfree1
27Mr E.U.Parker & Timmins1
28VO - Scottish OrangesJohn McGlade1
29US ShutdownGreg Hull1
30Whip 'Em Into ShapeGareth Parker1
31Assad Versus HagueLawrence Mann/Joey Timmins11
32V/O - Antique WeaponsJonathan Broke1
33Cameron and SiriGethin Alderman1
34Blue Peter MiliblandRobert Fisher1
35Alzheimer's CureAshley Mochan1
36Maggie's GhostCast1
37V/O - Manchester AirportJohn McGlade1
38Mandela WatchJo Corrigan1
39Bo' FrackDavid Crawford1
Ah balls to it.
Sticking to KI, Treason Show and Newsjack
I think Jack has been replaced. Incidentallly he had a lot to do with the Wireless Theatre Company.
Just got an email from them saying my Berlusconi song "Pick uppa da trash" is going down well. Didn't even know it had been selected!
Latest run for Week 1
1Ra Ra Vlad PutinMark Collier
2Conference SeasonChris Purenell
3V/O Billy ConnellyDerek Thompson
4Wind in the WillowsMiranda Dawe
5I'm too sexyJane McCutcheon
6V/O Gas ThemJudgement Dave
7Cabinet Re-ShuffleMark Collier
8Forrest Gump 2Sean Keating
9Game ChangerJohn Kelly
10Part of this worldElinor Lawless
11V/O CadburysDerek Thompson
12Geordie Plumber (US Shutdown)Greg Hull
13Spiders for DisneylandGareth Parker
14Rolf - a - RooPaddy Bannitine
15Prove you're GayNeil Tollfree
16V/O Game OverDerek Thompson
17Merkel for LifeSimon Levenson
18Veiled ThreatDerek Thompson
19Come Dine CleggWill Mulvey
20Steamy NegotiationsDan Siron
21V/O I almost smiledEleanor Green
22Kate +WillCast
23Whip Them into ShapeGareth Parker
24Blue Peter MilibandRobert Fisher
25Jane AustinEdward Decesare
26V/O Scottish FluJohn McGlade
27Pick Uppa Da TrashDave Chapman, Joe Dulce
28Fascist OutfitJohn McGlade
29Exorcism of MileyAngie Smith
30Far Right (Daily Mail Training)previous cast
31V/O Arm & a legAdrian Fisk
32Didgeree DoMichael Monkhouse/Lowri Amies
33Maggie's Ghostprevious cast
34Come Dine 3Cast
35Work for BenefitsNeil Tollfree
36Assad GasmanNeil Tollfree
37V/O BlunkettRachel Williams
38Prince George's ToysGreg Hull
39Nose JobSimon Levenson
40Kim Jun-UnGrace Bishop
41SexboxMark Collier
42V/O Teachers StrikingEdward Decesare
43Come Dine 4Cast
44USA GTAWill Mulvey & Sean Keating
Quote: Chappers @ October 18 2013, 8:05 PM BSTJust got an email from them saying my Berlusconi song "Pick uppa da trash" is going down well. Didn't even know it had been selected!
Well done, is it to the tune of 'Shaduppa Your Face'?....that's what I've imagined anyway!
Quote: Shandonbelle @ October 22 2013, 9:42 PM BSTWell done, is it to the tune of 'Shaduppa Your Face'?....that's what I've imagined anyway!
It is yes.
I just sent another couple of spoof songs this week but they're not quite as good as this one.
I like the sound of that one! I've not attempted any songs yet though would like to have a go.
Quote: Chappers @ October 22 2013, 8:37 PM BSTLatest run for Week 1.....
I can't believe it!!! I got a song on there! I only just got the email because it got stuck in my spam mail. Soooooo happy! 
Quote: Bonzo @ October 24 2013, 9:37 PM BSTI can't believe it!!! I got a song on there! I only just got the email because it got stuck in my spam mail. Soooooo happy!
Well done you
Well done - join the club.
May be getting carried away but I've submitted three this week.
Schools out about the Free School being closed by Ofsted.
Sally - about Ms Bercow
Brasil - regarding England qualifying for the World Cup finals.