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That's a uniquely horrible feeling.

Best excuse ever for some one not being able to attend meeting.

My ranch in the Philipines fell down in an earthquake.

Quote: Harridan @ October 15 2013, 7:55 AM BST

Woke up thinking 'It's nearly the end of the week' and then realised it was Tuesday. :(

On my way home from work, I started thinking it was Thursday night. Was then dissapointed when I realised that it was infact Tuesday night and I'm on the early shift tomorrow.... speaking of which it's after 11pm here and should really be asleep by now.

Was then kind of pleased when I realised it was Tuesday as it means I'm nowhere near as behind on my weekly workload as I would be if it was Thursday.

Chip's just doing one post today.

Quote: chipolata @ October 15 2013, 11:47 PM BST

Chip's just doing one post today.

Why so frugal? :(

Tell us tomorrow!

Quote: George Kaplan @ October 16 2013, 12:19 AM BST

Why so frugal? :(

Tell us tomorrow!

It is tomorrow.

Errm . ..

I'm poorly and tucked up in bed. :(

Anyone want to bring me a cup of tea?

If it's the bug doing the rounds ouch, it knocked me out for most of a week.

Any way here's a joke as laughter is the best medicine

What was King Canute's favourite cocktail?
Saxon the beach.

Quote: sootyj @ October 16 2013, 11:57 AM BST

What was King Canute's favourite cocktail?
Saxon the beach.

Isn't that Kenny G.'s favourite drink as well?

Quote: George Kaplan @ October 16 2013, 12:19 AM BST

Why so frugal? :(

Tell us tomorrow!

Oldrock was right, today was yesterday. Today's another day. Although I'm on corporate training this week and the endless team bonding is eroding my will to post/live. :(

Dum di dum

Quote: L.E. @ October 16 2013, 12:10 PM BST

Dum di dum

Shouldn't that be

'Dum dum di dum, dum dum di dum,dum dum di dum dum di dum dum di dum'?

Quote: chipolata @ October 16 2013, 12:08 PM BST

Oldrock was right, today was yesterday. Today's another day. Although I'm on corporate training this week and the endless team bonding is eroding my will to post/live. :(

I dunno. Looks like fun to me.

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Quote: chipolata @ October 16 2013, 12:08 PM BST

Oldrock was right, today was yesterday. Today's another day. Although I'm on corporate training this week and the endless team bonding is eroding my will to post/live. :(

Bet you're looking forward to the fire walk on the last night!

"Severance" is a movie about team-building, isn't it? Any good, chip?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464196/

Quote: George Kaplan @ October 16 2013, 4:04 PM BST

"Severance" is a movie about team-building, isn't it? Any good, chip?

It's that rare beast: a pretty decent Danny Dyer film. I enjoyed it.

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 16 2013, 3:32 PM BST

Bet you're looking forward to the fire walk on the last night!

I wish it was that interesting!

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