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Things that piss you off Page 1,306

Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2013, 2:02 PM BST

Hard to sleep easy on an unpaid invoice

It's why I like the escrow on Elance, if you put in the timesheet they have to actually complain to stop you getting paid

I complained and you still got paid. I hired you for a whole hour not 45 minutes. Although it was 45 minutes of bliss Angelic

Quote: roscoff @ October 10 2013, 3:31 PM BST

I complained and you still got paid. I hired you for a whole hour not 45 minutes. Although it was 45 minutes of bliss Angelic

Roscoff I fished a dead possum out of your toilet, I kinda always suspected you put it there yourself and now I know why.

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TTPYO: You, you c**t

Danny Baker.

Did you fail the Daz Doorstep Challenge, OR?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeO0AhKPW5Y

No, I just find him a gobby twunt.

You bastard!

Quote: lofthouse @ October 12 2013, 12:09 PM BST

You bastard!

Does that chat up line...?

Dunno

Next time I'm boogeying on down at my local discotheque I will march up to some totty and over the music ill scream "OI! YOU! BASTARD!! Fancy a fook??"

People who try to elbow their way through to the doors before the tube train has come to halt, it seemingly not having occurred to them that the people in front might also be wanting to get off.

Quote: Tursiops @ October 12 2013, 12:25 PM BST

People who try to elbow their way through to the doors before the tube train has come to halt, it seemingly not having occurred to them that the people in front might also be wanting to get off.

Mayhap, but all too often they are just inconsiderately blocking the exit.

If the person wanting to get off waited a few seconds they might find out...

When I am patiently waiting for the doors open so I can exit the train in an orderly fashion and some git elbows past me, that pisses me off a bit.

Push 'em down the gap.

:D

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