INTRO:
The zip is 100 years old this week. The celebrations were going rather well until some 'Back to Buttons' demonstrators turned up to cause trouble. In the ensuing altercation somebody's had their teeth misaligned, leaving an uncloseable hole and disproportionate infuriation.
INTRO:
The EDL Boss Tommy Robinson has quit the group, hoping for a more lucrative career as a solo racist.
OPINIONS:
Opinions are like the electric chair. The more current, the more likely you are to have your hair standing on end.
SUPERGEEK:
I can't believe the Higgs boson has won the Nobel Prize! It's nothing more than 'looking for mass' approval.
KID:
Of course I am worser at litracy than my grandparents. How would my English skills be anything like near as good as some Scandinavian immigrants?
AGHAST:
Republican House Speaker John Boehner says the US is on a terrible path to default. That's horrific! All the fonts will be set to Times New Roman 12-point!
MINISTER:
Well, I rather think the reshuffle was a big success. Primarily because I managed to elbow Gove in the face as we moved the high chairs around.
CONVICT:
(F/X CLANG OF CELL DOOR) (SNIFF) I tell you what, drugs are easier to get in 'ere than soap. I wish someone would just unbung those dispensers.
BREATHLESS:
I'm not sure I can deal with another housing bubble? The last one took ages and I had to blow REALLY slowly!
INTRO:
Diesel affects bees' ability to find flowers. Studies found they became very noisy and sluggish and ended up almost a third further away.
OPINIONS:
Opinions... are an anagram of onion pi's, which are very yummy-scrummy indeed!
END
Dan