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Today Chip has seen a busker dressed as Predator. He was quite short and standing on a box, and his "act" consisted of swaying slightly and ocassionally doing spirit fingers. Chip admired his moxy but didn't get too close.

Is moxy some kind of euphemism?

Quote: Ben @ October 9 2013, 2:44 PM BST

My dad's a coeliac, so he would have been a bit put out with normal pasta. The stuff he gets on prescription is very good, but this rubbish was from the supermarket and was 'clumpy'.

I also. We don't have any kind of prescription/food subsidy here though. So I end paying at least twice as much for a lot of food. Really fustrating because unlike been vegetarian or vegan it is not a choice.

Ben wishes that more places sold half bottles of wine. I can't be doing with glugging a whole bottle in an evening. As I mainly drink red, I don't like to leave the rest overnight as it starts to spoil. Just another cross to bear.

Why not drink one half and use the second half as a marinade?

Or buy wine boxes

I love a wine box.

I saw Sainsburys have started selling little cartons of wine with straws like juice boxes

Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2013, 12:27 PM BST

Or buy wine boxes

Please don't insult me.

What's wrong with wine boxes?

Quote: Ben @ October 10 2013, 12:12 PM BST

Ben wishes that more places sold half bottles of wine. I can't be doing with glugging a whole bottle in an evening. As I mainly drink red, I don't like to leave the rest overnight as it starts to spoil.

I use a vacuum pump, but enough about my erectile disfunction...

Quote: Tursiops @ October 10 2013, 12:59 PM BST

I use a vacuum pump, but enough about my erectile disfunction...

Bad way of starting a flirt...

What did the Geordie say after he'd made a mess of the petty cash

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ October 10 2013, 1:00 PM BST

Bad way of starting a flirt...

Quote: Tursiops @ October 10 2013, 12:59 PM BST

I use a vacuum pump, but enough about my experiment passing light through a vacuum.

I made it clean :) So why do I feel so dirty now Errr

Quote: Ben @ October 10 2013, 12:12 PM BST

Ben wishes that more places sold half bottles of wine. I can't be doing with glugging a whole bottle in an evening. As I mainly drink red, I don't like to leave the rest overnight as it starts to spoil. Just another cross to bear.

Don't you have any of those airtight stopper things? I find they work fairly well.

I vision Ben living in a sort of tumble down rural garret, wearing a half open singlet and drinking vin ordinare from his own groups from a clay jug,

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