Quote: chipolata @ October 8 2013, 12:46 PM BSThalf-arsed slackabeds, happy to coast to the grave.
Have you being reading my annual appraisal?
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,333
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE >>>>> BREAKING NEWS >>>>>
I'll get back to you as soon as I know more . . . .
Working is survival dressed up as doing good.
That is where the stresses are - in those who do and those who don't.
The millionaires in charge don't work. They prance about.
Work is as relaxing for them as train spotting knowing they can always fall back on their piles.
Quote: Horseradish @ October 8 2013, 5:34 PM BSTWorking is survival dressed up as doing good.
Not always, quite a few jobs are just exercises in futility, dressed up as doing good.
40 years ago we were told that technological advances would mean we could look forward to enjoying a future of leisure; we've had the advances, but now we not only work longer than ever, we are told to believe it's a good thing.
Quote: Nogget @ October 8 2013, 5:43 PM BSTNot always, quite a few jobs are just exercises in futility, dressed up as doing good.
40 years ago we were told that technological advances would mean we could look forward to enjoying a future of leisure; we've had the advances, but now we not only work longer than ever, we are told to believe it's a good thing.
Well, yes, that's all true. It makes me wonder how they perceived roles and payment.
The same is the case now. Robots on the way to do everything on earth.
They will have to link income to doing nothing. That's obvious - but we won't see it.
Quote: Horseradish @ October 8 2013, 5:34 PM BSTWork is as relaxing for them as train spotting knowing they can always fall back on their piles.
If it is any consolation to you that does at least sound rather painful.
Quote: Tursiops @ October 8 2013, 6:11 PM BSTIf it is any consolation to you that does at least sound rather painful.
There is a cure.
Just slice up the Battenberg fairly.
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 8 2013, 4:47 PM BSTHOLD THE FRONT PAGE >>>>> BREAKING NEWS >>>>>
I'll get back to you as soon as I know more . . . .
Sorry to have kept you, just needed to check the facts
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 8 2013, 6:20 PM BSTSorry to have kept you, just needed to check the facts
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Quote: Oldrocker @ October 8 2013, 6:20 PM BSTSorry to have kept you, just needed to check the facts
I assume you are the mentioned dad? If so, bloody congratulations! If not, that's a pretty odd thing to share.
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 8 2013, 6:20 PM BSTSorry to have kept you, just needed to check the facts
Now that's fair cake.
Wash down with Ilkley Mary Jane in the excellent Bar t'at.
Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ October 8 2013, 10:00 PM BSTI assume you are the mentioned dad? If so, bloody congratulations! If not, that's a pretty odd thing to share.
But Lady Nat, it's free cakes!
How far to Ilkley from Enfield?
I am a lifelong supporter of free cakes.
Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ October 8 2013, 10:00 PM BSTI assume you are the mentioned dad? If so, bloody congratulations! If not, that's a pretty odd thing to share.
It was a joke.
Oh. Then in that case I rescind the congratulations, you old boob.