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Quote: zooo @ October 8 2013, 9:55 PM BST

A Screwfix catalogue with a ribbon around it.

Quote: Tursiops @ October 8 2013, 9:55 PM BST

Porn is usually acceptable.

Novelty pants/socks always go a long way.

I like the idea of the vinegar set, but obviously this only works if he cooks! What about a selection of fancy beers?

These are great ideas folks, thanks!

Quote: Tursiops @ October 8 2013, 9:55 PM BST

Porn is usually acceptable.

Even if the male in question is a relation of yours? (Not the case here, but still...)

I always find boy presents on www.firebox.com.

(And girl presents, actually.)

Quote: zooo @ October 8 2013, 10:07 PM BST

I always find boy presents on www.firebox.com.

(And girl presents, actually.)

:O I need this in my life...

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Sorry, I forget I'm not shopping for me. Which is a pity, because I find me so easy to buy for.

Thanks :)

Wow. That's the world's biggest chicken bag. Sorry.

Hehe. It is very special.

Quote: Jennie @ October 8 2013, 10:05 PM BST

Even if the male in question is a relation of yours? (Not the case here, but still...)

Maybe compromise:

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You open up a chicken and take its innards out. Nice.

I spent way too long on Firebox yesterday. I want about half of the stuff on there.

Quote: Tursiops @ October 8 2013, 10:11 PM BST

Maybe compromise:

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At first glance it looked like a set of syringes. Nice birthday present for a junkie I thought.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ October 8 2013, 10:12 PM BST

You open up a chicken and take its innards out. Nice.

I think that was taken care of when they made the chicken into a bag in the first place.

Excellent. One hour of shopping for a man has resulted in the purchase of one chicken bag. I am a great shopper.

Should we have a BCG meet up, I promise to bring my chicken bag.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tursiops @ October 8 2013, 10:11 PM BST

Maybe compromise:

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I can't imagine that is a comfortable way to sit on a tyre.

I want to write a sketch before going to bed, so far have only the grain of an idea, I've given myself until 11.30 before I call it quits, nothing like a deadline to numb the mind.

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