I had to ring John Lewis's customer services yesterday. I don't know where they are based but the young woman I got had a really heavy Scottish accent.
In all honesty I would have understood more of the answer if I had rung the ticket office at Mumbai railway station!
*sneaks up behind OR with a very sharp claymore*
Quote: keewik @ October 4 2013, 3:06 PM BST*sneaks up behind OR with a very sharp claymore*
Thought you might !
I looked it up. Seems to be Erskine, Renfrewshire.
The banality of evil, this government are just the kind of dull pen pushing bastards that have caused pain and suffering since the first cave man said I think Ug may have stepped on my land and taken one berry.
I think one needs to sift through what the governments doing that is evil and that which it is that is inevitable.
Anyone who thinks Labor wouldn't have made similar benefits cuts needs a reality check.
Quote: Pingl @ October 4 2013, 3:47 PM BST...since the first cave man said I think Ug may have stepped on my land and taken one berry.
Hello, are you the scriptwriter for a new Blackadder episode? 
You're rightthat's a funny, elegant line.
I am as always available for work
Can you mow my lawn then
It won't do itself you know...
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 4 2013, 3:41 PM BST
Thought you might !
I looked it up. Seems to be Erskine, Renfrewshire.
Not far from Glasgow. For God's sake, haven't you studied Rab C?
Quote: keewik @ October 4 2013, 10:26 PM BSTNot far from Glasgow. For God's sake, haven't you studied Rab C?
Didn't understand him either. I just caught a few minutes of Keven Bridges, WTF?
When/Why did the music business become so dull & lifeless?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ October 7 2013, 10:57 AM BSTWhen/Why did the music business become so dull & lifeless?
When did UB40 start playing?
The fact that my neighbour hasn't got in his recycling box yet. They came on Friday and yet it's still out there now. Sitting on his lawn like a plastic wart. I've a good mind to sneak out later and pinch it.