Early Sunday, too early!
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Off to my local nature reserve to spend three hours wielding a crone - a sort of a cross between a rake and pitchfork. Just the thing for a hangover.
Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ October 6 2013, 1:38 AM BST300+ in tonight. Crazy big room, looked so exciting being set up. I did really well, apparently, but honestly I have to take peoples' word on it as I could only hear the reaction from the front row. Nightmare if you can't get a reading on how well you're doing. Not helpful when the people giving you feedback include your fiance, mother, grandparents, mad drunk auntie and best friends. I did film it so I can have a better idea of how my new SUPER racist/sexist/disablist material went. FINGERS CROSSED!
And then I got off the bus.
Well done!
Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ October 6 2013, 1:38 AM BST300+ in tonight. Crazy big room, looked so exciting being set up. I did really well, apparently, but honestly I have to take peoples' word on it as I could only hear the reaction from the front row. Nightmare if you can't get a reading on how well you're doing. Not helpful when the people giving you feedback include your fiance, mother, grandparents, mad drunk auntie and best friends. I did film it so I can have a better idea of how my new SUPER racist/sexist/disablist material went. FINGERS CROSSED!
And then I got off the bus.
Well done indeed
Quote: Tursiops @ October 6 2013, 8:46 AM BSTOff to my local nature reserve to spend three hours wielding a crone - a sort of a cross between a rake and pitchfork. Just the thing for a hangover.
Excited MarcP fan picks up copy of "Death doesn't buy a round" on Kindling.
Sheringham straw poll supports pulling out of EU, UK and the Tufty Club.
Earlier Chip found a fat slug on his backstep and flicked it up the garden with a stick. He's sure the same slug is now back chomping its way through an old soggy munchie.
An 'old soggy munchie'? I'm sorry, Chip, but whatever language are you speaking today? I thought at first you meant the Nestlé chocolate 'Munchies', but you haven't captalised the M, so please explain. If, however, it's some type of West Midlands slang then I'd rather stay in the dark about it.
Quote: Harridan @ October 5 2013, 10:38 PM BSTI'm all dislocatey today - partially dislocated 1 thumb, 2 fingers and a hip all in one day. Very fed up.
Well you won't give up the bare knuckle fighting, will you?
Just won't be told...
Quote: Ben @ October 6 2013, 12:08 PM BSTAn 'old soggy munchie'? I'm sorry, Chip, but whatever language are you speaking today? I thought at first you meant the Nestlé chocolate 'Munchies', but you haven't captalised the M, so please explain. If, however, it's some type of West Midlands slang then I'd rather stay in the dark about it.
You're right, I should have capitalised the m, but time and inclement weather have degraded the Munchie so much I don't think it deserves it. Although now I come to think of it it might be an old Go Cat Complete crunchy kibble and not a Munchie at all. Which they might not even make any more.
Thank you for your time and understanding, Chip.
Couldn't get on the BCG for hours. Was it only my computer or did Aaron f**k it up?
Yes, just you, GB.
In other news, my button popped off my shorts at the gym. It's not because I'm fat obviously. More that I was wearing the wrong type of shorts to squat in. I daresay I'll recover from this setback.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ October 6 2013, 4:33 PM BSTCouldn't get on the BCG for hours. Was it only my computer or did Aaron f**k it up?
Me too, I reckon it was Marc P's monster pic made the site implode.
Quote: Ben @ October 6 2013, 4:35 PM BSTYes, just you, GB.
In other news, my button popped off my shorts at the gym. It's not because I'm fat obviously. More that I was wearing the wrong type of shorts to squat in. I daresay I'll recover from this setback.
I think if I did squats they would mostly be accompanied by little parping noises.