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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 Page 39

Honestly I give up trying to entertain you lot. Even with Suarez's teeth I'm not funny. You c**ts. I'm glad I spanked you all this week.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ October 3 2013, 11:33 PM BST

Honestly I give up trying to entertain you lot. Even with Suarez's teeth I'm not funny. You c**ts. I'm glad I spanked you all this week.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Godot Taxis @ October 3 2013, 11:33 PM BST

Honestly I give up trying to entertain you lot. Even with Suarez's teeth I'm not funny.

You're the best poster here - wonderful turn of phrase.

PS - You've taken ANOTHER transfer hit this week?

I wanted to get Lukaku in and then realised I've got 3 Everton players.
Barkley & Coleman are hard to ditch & Baines still has that X factor
Although he's most likely to go at some stage due to his price.
So no transfers from me yet this week.
Which is unusual as I've been a bit gung ho this season.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 4 2013, 12:55 AM BST

Baines still has that X factor
Although he's most likely to go at some stage due to his price.

You want your Monet Bach?

Spooky, I just made that joke on Twitt-
Hey Hangonna godamn second!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 4 2013, 12:55 AM BST

I wanted to get Lukaku in and then realised I've got 3 Everton players.
Barkley & Coleman are hard to ditch & Baines still has that X factor
Although he's most likely to go at some stage due to his price.
So no transfers from me yet this week.
Which is unusual as I've been a bit gung ho this season.

Steve, you need to get a HANDEL on your squad. All this CHOPINg and changing means you're on a HAYDYN to nothing otherwise. You can still TURNER things around, but it's time to stop DALIing with your team. So CEZANNEndre Villas-Boas when I told him about you, though he also advised you to PICASSO-Ekotto until I reminded him he'd loaned him to QPR and so isn't Premier League. :)

Good Lizt

I'm hoping for a half decent week this week. I seem to be hanging on with my finger tips and if it wasn't for Suarez last time out I'd have been right out of it.
I think it's been a really difficult start to the season so well done those still forging ahead with those points thingys.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 4 2013, 2:22 PM BST

Good Lizt

Laughing out loud

That's the Mozart I've talked about all week.

Quote: don rushmore @ October 4 2013, 12:48 AM BST

You're the best poster here - wonderful turn of phrase.

PS - You've taken ANOTHER transfer hit this week?

Thanks Don, that's nice of you to say. Even egomaniacs need praise (maybe especially). I guess Steve didn't get the coconut ref.

Was waiting to see how Pozuelo played in the Swansea game last night. I still rate him but he's not making enough impact to get more PL time so I've shipped him out.

Ben Arfa remains a problem for me. I wanted to capitalise on Remy so I brought in Cabaye, but then Pardew started playing three up front so I switched to Ben Arfa, who was also helpfully rising in price. I also noticed him speaking a bit to Remy in a couple of games (they're both ex Marseille, though didn't play together), but Pardew doesn't seem to like him and only played him for the first ben 'arf against Everton.

Talking of which I notice a lot of people are stacked up with two Everton defenders and they haven't got a hope in hell of keeping a clean sheet at Etihad following City's midweek Eurodrubbing.

Don't fancy Michu to score at Southampton either.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ October 4 2013, 4:50 PM BST

Thanks Don, that's nice of you to say. Even egomaniacs need praise (maybe especially). I guess Steve didn't get the coconut ref.

You made the mistake of insulting your audience
You can't do that unless you're Russell Howard

Quote: Godot Taxis @ October 4 2013, 4:50 PM BST

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Talking of which I notice a lot of people are stacked up with two Everton defenders and they haven't got a hope in hell of keeping a clean sheet at Etihad following City's midweek Eurodrubbing.

I sold Baines & brought in Ozil, and put the rest of my toffees on the bench

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 4 2013, 7:01 PM BST

I sold Baines & brought in Ozil, and put the rest of my toffees on the bench

Hope you don't come to a sticky end. :)

I just thought it was time to wake up & sell the Toffees.

Thank you Thank you
That's it from me tonight folks

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 4 2013, 7:47 PM BST

I just thought it was time to wake up & sell the Toffees.

Thank you Thank you
That's it from me tonight folks

Laughing out loud

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