Nunchuck
A northern person answering a female in the negative
Uxbridge English Dictionary Page 7
Decorate: T'Pau's performance fee.
I've a whole page of them on my website that I add to from time to time. Apologies in advance if anyone else has thought of the same words.
Animator - former Eurythmics singer is thinking of going on the road again
Dismantle - speak badly of, and generally run down the ornamental facing around a fireplace
Candid - the mind's instinctive unconscious energies.......now available in a handy-sized tin!
Benefactor - TV talent show where the judges searched for vocalists who can emulate the American soul singer famous for 'Stand by Me'
Metaphor - bumped into someone who, one a scale of 1 to 10, wasn't very good looking
Justice - merely some frozen water
Intestate - munched on a sandwich during an exam
Flatulent - the set of rooms for living in that are part of a larger building that you let a friend use whilst you were away
Brandish - something you should try to have every morning in order to 'keep you regular'
Melancholy - a tiny sculpture of a sheepdog carved out of a large, sweet flavoured breakfast fruit
Infantile - one of many flat pieces of wood used as a floor covering in a child's nursery
Metronome - garden ornament that spends a lot of it's time and money on shopping for its appearance
Rebellion - a large animal of the cat family that could be king of the jungle if only it didn't insist on rejecting convention
Flagellation - the happiness and excitement I experience when seeing a piece of cloth attached to a pole as a patriotic emblem
Highlights - just another name for lampposts
Carbuncle - what we call my mum's brother due to his obsession with the Atkins diet
Bantered - forbid people from passing solids into your toilet
Culottes - spend a lot of your life patiently standing in line
Extraditions - maypole dancing, bear baiting, cock fighting, that sort of stuff
Plaintiff - a rather boring argument between two lovers
Decorator - punch a normally skilful public speaker in the face after they go on for a bit too long and start to annoy you
Chagrin - you 'pulled' someone at a nightclub and were on a promise, but when they saw your face under the streetlights they scarpered
Brunette - another name for a tea strainer, particularly popular up North
Solitude - how the Jewish man at my table in the restaurant last night ate his food
Chastise - what Camilla calls Prince Charles secret stash of novelty neckwear
Forensic - the vomit of a person from another country
Vagrant - an excitable but absent-minded, not at all clear verbal outburst
Seersucker - Bye, loser!
Incandescent - modern twist on the age old practice of going over a waterfall in a barrel
Fertile - flooring material from the middle ages that never really caught on
Potent - what a red Teletubby sleeps in outdoors
Milkshake - Arab chief who made his fortune out of cows rather than oil
Fervent - an ermine lined heating duct
Continue - the nasty side of a person of northern origin
Meander - lazy form of 'My wife & I'
Transcribe - gentleman writer who likes dressing up as a lady
Barbecue - line of people waiting to have their hair cut
Alcove - someone who's said to be 'a very splendid fellow indeed' when drunk
Probiotic - In favour of the six million dollar man
Frankincense - the permanent state of mind of The late Mike Reid's EastEnders character
Sycophancy - term applied to women who take a shine to, write to and sometimes marry mass murderers etc.
Inarticulate - Someone who drives a lorry for a living
Legislate - Heather Mills worst nightmare when ordering a new prosthetic limb from a firm that guaranteed next day delivery
Mutiny - a can of Australian cat food
Improper - in folklore, a person employed to lasso mischievous small creatures possessing magical powers
Carnation - what we've become despite people banging on about environmental footprints and global warming etc.
Dogmatic - a twitch brought on by stating your opinion forcefully or arrogantly
Incumbent - money earned is dodgy
Radical - A tiny radish
Vibrant - a tirade of vitriol directed specifically towards a percussion instrument in the mallet sub-family
Frequent - the mad/irritating person who has been pissing you off all evening just left the building
Adventure - Yuletide calendar featuring 25 tiny images of former Ultravox front man and LiveAid good egg Midge
Pungent - A posh comedian who uses words to exploit double meanings. Tim Vine for instance
Focussed - When someone says something particularly nasty about an enemy of theirs
Oblige - the Irish branch of Mary J's family
Rucksack - a bag that's always looking for a fight
Medic - slang for one's penis
Harbinger - a coastal dweller who drinks to excess whenever there is a sea mist coming in off the North Sea
Callousness - particularly cruel monster that lives in a Scottish lake, allegedly
Crackdown - the hair found between your butt cheeks
Coypu - a rather shy turd
Acupuncture - someone who randomly hits people whilst they are patiently waiting in an orderly line
Culmination - what some seals call Canada
Pending - the sound an instrument for writing with ink makes when you tap it against a glass
Penitent - where 1p coins sleep when they go on a camping holiday
Midriff - halfway through a short repeated rock melody
Protuberant - in favour of the nutters that I always sit next to by mistake being able to shout inanely on underground trains
Bukkake - deride and shout disapproval at a hard wearing dull yellowish brown fabric generally used to make military uniforms
Diabetes - pass away having spent a lifetime making fun of/annoying the insects that make wax and honey
Oxymoron - a rather dim person who looks like a bull
Manifest - musical extravaganza to celebrate the work of Primal Scream's bass player
Alter ego - a particularly big headed man of the cloth
Rind - word meaning circle shaped or spherical in Northern Ireland
Medallion - this large animal of the cat family is very good at what it does and wears a disc shaped metallic ornament on a chain around its neck to prove it
Informant - a small insect that lives in highly organised colonies and is currently at the top of its game
Porcupine - a vegetarian who fondly remembers all the chops and sausages they used to enjoy and suddenly develops a great yearning for them
Indices - where you'll find a lot of Caribbean holidaymakers frolicking
Mullet - what some people do with wine, particularly at Christmas
Excited - former partner is summoned to appear in a court of law
Vaseline - the ring like mark an ornamental jar full of flowers can sometimes make on wood if you don't put it on a coaster
Lassitude - what the canine star of the big screen did before her teeth fell out
Halloween - how a Scottish person might greet a small child
Rapidity - an extremely fast poem or song
Kindred - a very pleasant, easy going Communist
Feculent - person of Irish origin who borrowed a tenner off you and as never seen again
Artefacts - interesting info about the art world e.g. Picasso was born in Malaga, The Mona Lisa's in The Louvre, Tracey Emins is rubbish
Machinations - identical twins from the Far East
Bouffant - shout disapproval and make booing noises when you see a horrible typeface
Consolidate - prisoner who finished his hunger strike
Cellulite - what electricity companies pretty much do
Unicorn - bad, cheesy jokes delivered by a castrated man
Abattoir - that time in France when only Benny, Bjorn and Agnetha turned up for the gig
Furious - before paper became popular, signed documents (IOUs) acknowledging debt were often made of the soft hair of mammals
Hirsute - ladies outfit, worn mostly for business purposes
Hermits - a lovely pair of ladies gloves
Dandelion - large animal of the cat family that is overly concerned to the point of obsession about its appearance
Obesity - large town where only recipients of the Order of the British Empire are allowed to live
Electrical - what you get at the polling station when the turn out is quite low
co-habit - applies to someone who is addicted to starting up new business i.e. 'he's got a bad co-habit'
Bigamist - heavy Italian fog
Effluent - Someone who uses the F word a lot in everyday conversation
Feckless - An Irish person without a sexual partner
Confound - Escaped prisoner recaptured
Condense - Fool a thick person
Evacuee - someone who signed up for several social networks before deciding to give the digital world a miss
Judgmental - term of derision used for court official when sentence is grossly unfair i.e. hit & run driver given 6 months, suspended
Converse - An old lag trying to get in touch with the feminine/creative side whilst banged up in chokey by writing poetry
Module - Christmas celebration, particularly popular in the 1960s with a youth subculture that originated in London and spawned The Who.
Embalm - Lip Salve said to be favoured by The head of MI6 and Bond's superior in Ian Fleming's James Bond series
Feckless - what Irish couples do when they get married and kids come along
Disestablishment - Declare rather loudly 'this place is a bit of a shithole' whilst in a restaurant or bar
Fundamental - Give money/arms to an insane despot
Foccacia - what Bob Geldof might say if asked to give money to Asia whilst he's reading out a phone number for LiveAid
Troglodyte - Member of the 60s pop rock combo who was vehemently opposed to changes in industrial methods
Innate - had a pub lunch
Hammock - to make fun of a pig
Aromatic - a self-loading bow
Rummage - time of life when senility can start to set in.
Palmistry - an enigmatic friend who you never quite know enough about
Aerobic - a chocolate biro
Dialysis - to call a female sibling using an old fashioned telephone
Aggrandize - the sad moment your mum or dad's mum passes away
Jojoba - what Santa might say if he was a sheep
Polyunsaturated - a parrot that manages to remain dry throughout the rainy season
Bandicoot - small black water bird that walks like John Wayne
Detergent
Rape alarm
Control - A fake demon.
Inhabit
A fully dressed nun
Quote: lofthouse @ September 30 2013, 8:26 PM BSTInhabit
A fully dressed nun
Diabolical: having poor testicles.
Intervenes - Where doctor's stick needles
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 2 2013, 11:36 PM BSTIntervenes - Where doctor's stick needles
(where Scottish doctors stick needles would top it off)
Needless: many needles
Bountiful : Eaten too many coconut chocolate bars.
Persevere : The location of Percy.
rebuff
concerning a good body
Concern: pretend to have found the Higgs bosun ages ago
Pretending: closure of posh sandwich shop
Priceless:
Possible title of Alex Reid's Autobiography
Worthless:
Probable value of Alex Reid's Autobiography.