Quote: roscoff @ October 1 2013, 9:28 PM BSTUnless of course you fail then you won't have a Dipthingy. Just saying
Alright, Captain Killjoy, aren't their some kids somewhere who need to know they probably can't become an astronaut when they grow up?
Tmi
Quote: sootyj @ October 1 2013, 9:30 PM BSTTmi
Walker.
Quote: Harridan @ October 1 2013, 9:30 PM BSTAlright, Captain Killjoy, aren't their some kids somewhere who need to know they probably can't become an astronaut when they grow up?
Its because he's such a brutal tutor, no one passes his finger painting class unless they can draw a cow with 4 legs
It took me 15 years
Quote: Ben @ October 1 2013, 9:31 PM BSTWalker.
Walkre surely
Quote: Harridan @ October 1 2013, 9:30 PM BSTAlright, Captain Killjoy, aren't their some kids somewhere who need to know they probably can't become an astronaut when they grow up?
There's a few I wouldn't mind firing into space. Most teachers want to inspire their pupils by setting them unrealistic targets. You know, like getting a job. I however ensure they never get ahead of themselves.
Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Johnny: A vet.
Me: Wrong answer. You're most likely going to be a drug dealer. Go cut some of that white powder over there with some rat poison. Don't wash your hands afterwards.
Keep it real man!
Quote: roscoff @ October 1 2013, 9:35 PM BSTMe: What do you want to be when you grow up?
I had a link from Private Eye today (share presently) of a video about PE cartoons.
One of which was a careers master in an Islamic school saying to a boy 'So, what do you want to be when you blow up.'
I am so angry ! Just turned off Newsnight as I could stand no more of the odious Shapps pontificating on about tax breaks for married couples.
Why should anyone have to go through some sort of ritual or civil ceremony to prove a commitment.
In fact, the reverse applies. in a cohabiting relationship it's, technically, easier to walk away than it is to get a divorce.
So a couple that have been together 26 years, like us, and have two daughters who are a credit to them, both having qualified from Uni with excellent degrees are ignored over some feckless couple that decided it would be nice to dress up for a day and go through that ceremony.
How the f**k does that make them any better qualified to say their relationship is better then a cohabiting couple?
God Almighty, I hate hate the f**kin' Tories with a vengeance.
Just another example of them imposing their myopic world view on the rest of us.
I like these kind of stories, make them look they're fighting UKip for a few votes, like 2 hungry tramps scrapping over the content of a used napee
I like these kind of stories, make them look they're fighting UKip for a few votes, like 2 hungry tramps scrapping over the content of a used napee
Please, somebody help me! I've fallen in the TVtropes.org rabbit hole. So.Many.Open.Tabs
I've a problem with open tabs, I owe money to pubs aLl over town
I've a problem with open tabs, I owe money to pubs aLl over town
Can putting coke in your water cooling system do any harm???....caught out on motorway- water level low!!!.... advise please?.. 
Quote: dellas @ October 2 2013, 10:25 AM BSTCan putting coke in your water cooling system do any harm???....caught out on motorway- water level low!!!.... advise please?..
Couldn't you catch rainwater in a bottle, dellas? There's enough of it falling from the sky here.
I've just walked through the office a done one of them 'ribbon farts'.
You know, the one where you do a tiny 'parp' with each step!
Had a really good ride into work this morning. Air felt fresh probably due to rain over night. I'm lucky that two-thirds of the journey is along the canal. The road bit is always horrible however. 