Quote: T.W. @ September 27 2013, 12:15 AM BSTYou can't apply your own criteria of what constitutes 'having sex' to other species, OR.
Chance'd be a feckin' fine thing.
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Quote: Oldrocker @ September 27 2013, 12:06 AM BSTThere are two Daddy Long Legs having sex on the outside of our glass back door...
This sounds a bit like the old joke, told by Morecambe (& Wise), " There were two old men sat in deckchairs; one says to the other..." etc...
(I'm assuming that everyone knows the end to the M&W version- it doesn't quite work for arthropods!)
Really dislike that Wreckingball Song by Miley Cyrus, but turns out I really like it done blue grass style. Whudathunkit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9DWcms3g860
One of the funniest yet . .
I Am Mr. Cleave Stevenson, Director, Foreign Remittance Department- Central Bank of Nigeria {CBN}. I am contacting based on a recent meeting held with the Office of the Presidency, Federal Republic of Nigeria in conjunction with the Federal Ministry of Finance and Senate committee Budget Planning Unite, National House of Assembly-Federal Republic of Nigeria. After the meeting, it was agreed that you will receive a "Part Payment" of Five Million United States Dollars Only {US$5,000,000.00} out of your long complicated outstanding payment.
Why we did this, is because according to information gathered from the banks computer, you have been waiting for a long time to receive your money without success, as I found out that you have almost met all the statutory requirements of the CBN in respect of your contract payment, your problem is that of interest groups.
I am willing to help you get your money but please for security reasons do not tell anybody that you have your money until you receive cash at your doorstep.
This is something we want to avoid because the boxes were padded with machine. We told the courier service that the boxes contains photographic and film materials and when opened will loose its efficacy. We did not declare money because courier service does not carry money.
In your subsequence response I shall send you the details of the courier company which will be in charge of the delivery to your location, we have concluded that you must compensate us with $500,000 United States dollars as soon as you receive your money. To this effect, you will send us a promissory note for $500,000 United States dollars along with your address for sending the boxes by courier. Please maintain topmost secrecy as it may cause a lot of problems if found out that we are using this way to help you, do not ever tell anybody about this until you have your money.
You are required to re-confirm the under listed details as soon as possible for onward shipment of your over due contract fund:
Your full name:
Private telephone number:
Choice of address {where you wish the consignment delivered}:
God is with us as we wait for your reply.
Yours faithfully,
Mr.Cleave Stevenson
Is God the courier?
When does the general public decide to finally ignore this gobshyte?
I've been successfully ignoring him for weeks, THANKS GORDON.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ October 1 2013, 1:20 PM BSTWhen does the general public decide to finally ignore this gobshyte?
Exactly! Put it away, Miley C! Us real men just aren't interested!
Why do women fancy boys that look 99% female
Are you all secret lesbianists?
No point asking us, none of us fancy Justin.
Anyway, I don't think he looks feminine at all, just looks like a child.
Looks like a chick to me
Quote: zooo @ October 1 2013, 6:51 PM BSTAnyway, I don't think he looks feminine at all, just looks like a child.
Hey, don't let him know how you're feeling about him. He'll smack you in the nose...he's a gangsta now!
See!
Yuk! What is he doing here?
Quote: lofthouse @ October 1 2013, 7:14 PM BSTLooks like a chick to me
Well that's because someone's photoshopped the shit out of it!
Hello sexy!
