Quote: chipolata @ October 1 2013, 10:40 AM BSTChip's just nipped out to the post office but it's shut for auditing. Whatever that means.
The postmistress has had her hand in the till.
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That is how you get the money out to be honest.
New sitcom news...
https://www.comedy.co.uk/news/story/000001256/cilla_black_paul_ogrady_marks_gran_led_astray/
Regarding this prospect, 99% of me is appalled and dismayed with humanity - but the other 1% will be avidly watching this, infused with the same degree of morbid fascination I felt when I sat watching the live coverage of 9/11.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ October 1 2013, 4:44 PM BSTThat is how you get the money out to be honest.
Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ October 1 2013, 2:24 PM BSTLucky boy. She was on at Durham Gala Theatre the other week when I had a little gig on in the upstairs room. I've never seen so many middle aged ladies in one place before.s.
Maybe there was one of Alan Bennett's 'Talking Heads' being performed in one of the ladies' toilets?
Quote: Ben @ September 24 2009, 3:16 AM BSTI signed up a Health Sciences diploma with the OU the other day!
And I've just submitted my final assessment for it. Thank the Lord it is over.
4 years
Per adua ad astra
Well done,
Quote: Ben @ October 1 2013, 6:42 PM BSTAnd I've just submitted my final assessment for it. Thank the Lord it is over.
Unless you fail your last assignment and have to do it again? Just saying 
Quote: roscoff @ October 1 2013, 6:46 PM BSTUnless you fail your last assignment and have to do it again? Just saying
The impossibility of that is astronomical. However, if I do flunk it, I shall announce it to you, Roscoff, by scrawling I'VE FAILED!!! across my scrotum and dangling it atop your chin as you awake one morning.
Quote: Ben @ October 1 2013, 6:48 PM BSTThe impossibility of that is astronomical. However, if I do flunk it, I shall announce it to you, Roscoff, by scrawling I'VE FAILED!!! across my scrotum and dangling it atop your chin as you awake one morning.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Quote: Ben @ October 1 2013, 6:48 PM BSTThe impossibility of that is astronomical. However, if I do flunk it, I shall announce it to you, Roscoff, by scrawling I'VE FAILED!!! across my scrotum and dangling it atop your chin as you awake one morning.
Why do I suddenly feel like a cup of tea - made with a nice teabag
Quote: Ben @ October 1 2013, 6:42 PM BSTAnd I've just submitted my final assessment for it. Thank the Lord it is over.
Congratulations! Now you're going to be utterly confused about why procrastinating isn't nearly so much fun now that you don't have any studying to do!
I'm working on my EMA at the moment for January so I can have my PgDip. Mmmm, tea...
EMA?
End-of-Module Assessment. Ben will be familiar with the OU initialisms.
Yeah, Sooty, they're like a TMA, but at the end.
Quote: Harridan @ October 1 2013, 9:24 PM BSTEnd-of-Module Assessment. Ben will be familiar with the OU initialisms.
Unless of course you fail then you won't have a Dipthingy. Just saying
Quote: Harridan @ October 1 2013, 9:10 PM BSTCongratulations! Now you're going to be utterly confused about why procrastinating isn't nearly so much fun now that you don't have any studying to do!
Thanks. Before I started my OU studying, a lot of my time was spent on the internet...