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Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ September 29 2013, 9:34 AM BST

I don't think it'll be that bad a thing for MU if he doesn't win a thing for two years but gets a little respect back for the club for having a bit more humility.

Manchester United? Humility? Come on. Are you being serious? They think they have a divine right to success.

Couldn't go the match tonight a bit gutted but enjoyed an armchair view for once. It was a great first half football wise from the young players and it was a great learning curve for them in the second half.

I like Everton a lot more this season. Though I might not be saying that at the end if they grab a CL spot at the expense of Spurs. :)

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ September 30 2013, 10:22 PM BST

Couldn't go the match tonight a bit gutted but enjoyed an armchair view for once. It was a great first half football wise from the young players and it was a great learning curve for them in the second half.

So pleased for you. Looks like they've got a good team together.

Aye they look like a tidy side I was gutted I couldn't go as Goodison under the lights is fantastic and when Z Cars comes up I am in heaven.

Today Group E:

FC Basel - Schalke 04

Steaua Bukarest - Chelsea FC

Could be a new leader after today's round.

Ignore the doomsayers - Man Utd will stay up this season. There, Reds fans, you heard it here first!

Ha! The Basel-Schalke match is interrupted by two Greenpeace activists who demonstrate against Gazprom!

Gazprom are a bunch of c**ts who should be banned from sponsoring any event that shows them in any light other than the c**ty c**ts they are. I also think I should get a prize for the greatest number of c**ts in a post. Ooops there's another.

Arsenal continue to win. Quite worrying for everyone else. Especially as they've got Cazorla and Oxlade-Chamberlain to come back from injury yet. Oh and young Theo too, but that's a matter of opinion.

Quote: roscoff @ October 1 2013, 9:20 PM BST

Gazprom are a bunch of c**ts who should be banned from sponsoring any event that shows them in any light other than the c**ty c**ts they are. I also think I should get a prize for the greatest number of c**ts in a post. Ooops there's another.

Yes.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ October 1 2013, 2:37 PM BST

FC Basel - Schalke 04

Feck! 0-1.

Quote: Ben @ October 1 2013, 9:26 PM BST

Arsenal continue to win. Quite worrying for everyone else. Especially as they've got Cazorla and Oxlade-Chamberlain to come back from injury yet. Oh and young Theo too, but that's a matter of opinion.

As a Chelsea supporter I don't find it worrying. At least they'll give us some competition. We need it from somewhere.

And look - 4-0 away tonight. Fantastic.

Quote: T.W. @ October 1 2013, 5:31 PM BST

Ignore the doomsayers - Man Utd will stay up this season.

I agree - just!

At least we've found out what it takes to bring the best out of Schurrle.
A really shitty defence.

Quote: Lazzard @ October 2 2013, 10:15 AM BST

At least we've found out what it takes to bring the best out of Schurrle.
A really shitty defence.

Laughing out loud

Celtic boss Neil Lennon blames Neymar for Scott Brown red card

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24360111

Anyone else amused by the headline 'Brown Red Card'?

No? Thought not.

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