Quote: Tursiops @ September 29 2013, 9:13 AM BST'I am trapped in a bottle factory....'
"Hmmm....think of something funny to say, something a bit like....oh Tursiops wins."
What would your message in a bottle say? Page 2
Quote: AndyGilder @ September 29 2013, 8:55 AM BSTOi Sting.
Stop using clunky metaphors in your song lyrics.
That one is the killer.
Here's some Police trivia for you
Do you know why Sting is called Sting?
Because he's a c**t
Not a message as such, but a list of the 8 hardy souls who attend the BCG Comedy Conference.
Damn - there was a comedy conference??
Quote: L.E. @ September 30 2013, 10:05 AM BSTDamn - there was a comedy conference??
Also known as the UKIP conference.
Ship not included
Quote: lofthouse @ September 30 2013, 7:11 PM BSTShip not included
That's very good. I like that answer.
Your too kind sir 
Quote: AndyGilder @ September 29 2013, 8:55 AM BSTOi Sting.
Stop using clunky metaphors in your song lyrics.
Quote: lofthouse @ September 30 2013, 7:11 PM BSTShip not included
Warning: Contents may evaporate in transit.
Have you unclaimed PPI?
Dear Customer:
Your bottle was unfortunately opened in transit, and as a result some items may have been lost or damaged.
We apologise for any inconvenience caused.
Yours
Royal Mail
Contents may settle.